tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[chucksker]

My back hurts

 

[HawkeyeHater]

my kid team was winning 1-0. Game got called cause of rain. But we turned our first double play of the year.

morning sir

 

[HawkeyeHater]

My back hurts

Ye need to change yourn jacking off form....

 

[Big Red Said]

LOL............^^^^^^

:arg:

 

[gobigred]

Morning all

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Morning BRS, GBR..........

 

[chucksker]

Ye need to change yourn jacking off form....

 

[gobigred]

Morning BRS, GBR..........

Morning sir!

 

[Big Red Said]

Morning all

Morning BRS, GBR..........

Good Morning Gentlemen!

Woke up this morning and thought it was Friday. Must be getting old and forgetful...

 

[FNG]

Ye need to change yourn jacking off form....

Might need to switch your hand. Mon., Wed., Fri. use your right hand. Then Tue., THur., Sat. use the left hand and take Sunday off for a day a rest.

Or get someone to give ya a :bj:

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Might need to switch your hand. Mon., Wed., Fri. use your right hand. Then Tue., THur., Sat. use the left hand and take Sunday off for a day a rest.

Nonsense!

 

[chucksker]

I think I'm gonna get some Chick-fil-a after work today

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I think I need to stop eating massive portions of food......

I haven't eaten any fast food for about 2 months............but if I did right now, I would probably order 3 meals off the value menu. I am eating way more than a 175 lb guy should be eating lately.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I just started thinking about how many times we had meltdowns last year on this board in game threads

Chuck ye were probably thee worst. It's funny to go back and read those now though.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

My meltdowns were just the opposite of everyone elses........

Every time I had a meltdown I would just go into denial mode and start saying "WE..............ARE.................FINE"

 

[huskers1217]

I think I'm gonna get some Chick-fil-a after work today

My give a fuck is broken right now

 

[huskers1217]

Might need to switch your hand. Mon., Wed., Fri. use your right hand. Then Tue., THur., Sat. use the left hand and take Sunday off for a day a rest.

Or get someone to give ya a :bj:

Nonsense!

You must respect the Sabbath

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I respect the Sabbath by not working.............

But no fapping? God will damn you to hell for that

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

And God said, "let there be a way for man to imagine in his head that he is boning any woman on Earth." God called it fapping. And God saw that it was good.

-Genesis 1:1

 

[sandhill_husker]

And God said, "let there be a way for man to imagine in his head that he is boning any woman on Earth." God called it fapping. And God saw that it was good.

-Genesis 1:1

That's beautiful scripture there.