tOfficial Husker I'm Drunk Thread.......

[Papalou]

Morning sir.......


I think I got some raw chicken from La Jaunitas last night......

Add whiskey and let it simmer in ur guts fer 2 hrs then release to sewage system

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Has been since about 4:30.......



Can't even hold water in......

 

[Papalou]

may want to see DR if it continues to long sounds like food poison to me

 

[HawkeyeHater]

may want to see DR if it continues to long sounds like food poison to me

Yeah... Pretty sure thats what it is......

Campylobacter: Causes mild illness with fever, watery diarrhea, headache, and muscle aches. Campylobacter is the most commonly identified food-borne bacterial infection encountered in the world. It is transmitted by raw poultry, raw milk, and water contaminated by animal feces.

Just sucks cuz this is my pool league day...... Pretty sure they are gonna have to get a sub....

I got me a couple 7ups, lots of toilet paper, a pot, a remote and SportsHoopla.....

 

[Driaz]

I reckon we can't accuse you of being full of shit today now can we?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I reckon we can't accuse you of being full of shit today now can we?

Nope..... I got me some food poising..... It was hell going to the c-store for pebto and toilet paper......

 

[TOX1]

Nope..... I got me some food poising..... It was hell going to the c-store for pebto and toilet paper......

Whoa.. What's going on here HH?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Whoa.. What's going on here HH?

I think I ate some raw chicken last night while I was drunk..........


It's been 15 hours since symptoms started..... they've let up- but I still feel like shit.....

 

[Driaz]

present....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Bump

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Bump.........





And I find myself babysitting.........







Roommate had to go to work for a hour or so......








Good thing all I gotta do, is make sure she stays in the house, doesn't get hurt- and if she does call 911....... cuz lord knows I can't drive her to the hospital......

 

[huskers1217]

Bump.........





And I find myself babysitting.........







Roommate had to go to work for a hour or so......








Good thing all I gotta do, is make sure she stays in the house, doesn't get hurt- and if she does call 911....... cuz lord knows I can't drive her to the hospital......

now is the time to trash the beeber poster..........

 

[huskers1217]

so, HH only posts here on days that end in -y

 

[HawkeyeHater]

now is the time to trash the beeber poster..........

I shall tell her to sit in that chair and not move......... go upstairs... trash the poser (or poster) and say......... "the dog did it"........ !!!!!!!!!!!


Perfect plan sir.....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

so, HH only posts here on days that end in -y

Yes.......





I stopped at the bar to buy the girl one cuz she had to work....... I ended up there from 4:30 till almost 8:15 or so.....

 

[popeyecv64]

pleasant

 

[Brasky]

Present haha. Sidenote: If you have the spits, swallow a dab of your hottest hot sauce. Worked extremely well for me.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

PRESENT!!!!!



GO big RED!!!

 

[NUance]

I'm N

 

[Brasky]

Present again.