tOfficial Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

That was fucking pathetic. Just forfeit now and save the bullpen.

 

[Big Lonnie]

Runner on 3rd, 1 out—shit the bed

Runner on 3rd, no outs—diarrhea in the bed

 

[Big Lonnie]

Face of the franchise, FFF, doing what he does best.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If you're gonna hit em, at least make it hurt.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Are you fucking kidding me? Was a low probability, high risk play worth it?

 

[Big Lonnie]

Sid Bream could play better outfield than Ozuna.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

I saw on a different forum that Snit said we would see one of the prospects get a shot at the rotation this year, but they'd have to be up after August 13 to maintain an extra year of control...

Y'all think we see Tucker or Anderson? Does this also apply to Waters and Pache? Would love to get them up here and get them going.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I'm done for the night. Ozuna ran a horrible route. That should have been caught. Acuna's out, that sucks, but Ozuna needs to be a full time DH, plenty of better options for the outfield.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Sid Bream could play better outfield than Ozuna.

Chipper at 48 is better in the OF than Ozuna

 

[Big Lonnie]

Why is Camargo playing in the majors??

 

[Big Lonnie]

I'm done for the night. Ozuna ran a horrible route. That should have been caught. Acuna's out, that sucks, but Ozuna needs to be a full time DH, plenty of better options for the outfield.

Markakis would have caught it.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Damn, 320 foot long strike Riley

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Damn, 320 foot long strike Riley

Although, on the next pitch he went to the opposite field which is good to see. Even if it was an out

 

[Big Lonnie]

Someone please confirm to me that the Braves & Ender Inciarte are no longer contractually joined following the 2020 season.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Please for the love of God, bring up Pache! I can't stand watching Ender hit anymore. He is basically equal to a pitcher hitting at this point

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Someone please confirm to me that the Braves & Ender Inciarte are no longer contractually joined following the 2020 season.

I believe we will be paying him $8 million dollars next year

 

[Big Lonnie]

I believe we will be paying him $8 million dollars next year

I got a good mind to slap you silly.

 

[Big Lonnie]

So....given up 20 runs & counting in 2 days.

Is this what it feels like to get fucked in the ass?

 

[Big Lonnie]

Yeah. Bryce Wilson. He’s the answer.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

I got a good mind to slap you silly.

Blame that douche Coppolella