tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska National Championship.. Part 1

[Jack_John_Mark]

I remember I went through McDonalds one night.........drunk of course.........and I wanted a cheeseburger, but all I wanted was just cheese on it. I don't know why........I had been drinking and that's what sounded good.

So I said "I just want a 'plain cheeseburger' and fries." I'll be damned if I didn't open that bag up and all that was inside was a bun with nothing on it and an order of fries.

I went back to the window and I was like "you forgot to put the burger on the bun"............she goes, "you said you wanted it plain"

AMERICA!!!! HELL YEA!!!

Scratch that.......I remember now. I said "I want a cheeseburger with nothing on it, and some fries."

 

[Red_Alert]

I remember I went through McDonalds one night.........drunk of course.........and I wanted a cheeseburger, but all I wanted was just cheese on it. I don't know why........I had been drinking and that's what sounded good.

So I said "I just want a 'plain cheeseburger' and fries." I'll be damned if I didn't open that bag up and all that was inside was a bun with nothing on it and an order of fries.

I went back to the window and I was like "you forgot to put the burger on the bun"............she goes, "you said you wanted it plain"

AMERICA!!!! HELL YEA!!!

I have a friend we call Fast Eddy who stutters real bad. He left the bar one night a couple years ago and decided to go thru the Taco Bell drive thru.

He ordered 4 taco's and when he pulled around to the window they said he owed them like $30. He asked "why so much"..

Apparently he was stuttering so bad they thought he wanted like 25 tacos.

He said he just drove off hungry

 

[vtpoop]

Scratch that.......I remember now. I said "I want a cheeseburger with nothing on it, and some fries."

I had a friend one time that ordered a cheeseburger with nothing but cheese and ketchup. Of course, when he got it, it had ketchup. So he takes it back and says "Let me talk to the rocket scientist that can't understand no F-n ketchup." It was funny, but I felt bad for the guy.

 

[Red_Alert]

It's inevitable when I take the peeps to McD's one of them gets shorted something in their Happy Meal.

There's only 4 fucking things that go in a happy meal. Chicken Nuggets, Fry, Toy, (ranch) Sauce.

How hard is it?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

When I go to Wendys I will always..........ALWAYS ask for no mayo on my burger. And I will repeat myself several times to make sure they understand it............and 80% of the time it still comes with mayo

 

[vtpoop]

When I go to Wendys I will always..........ALWAYS ask for no mayo on my burger. And I will repeat myself several times to make sure they understand it............and 80% of the time it still comes with mayo

Do you ever send it back? I don't for fear of extra sauce

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Do you ever send it back? I don't for fear of extra sauce

Normally I will just eat the damn thing pissed off...........but one night I was with my girlfriend and we were on our way home from a party and we were arguing about something so I was already mad. My burger came with mayo on it...................we pulled forward about 20 feet, and the car behind us pulled up to the window.

I noticed as we were pulling away there was mayo on it...........I stopped the car and walked back to the window while the other car was sitting right there and I knocked on the window and let the broad have it........literally. I handed it to her and I said "you can have this, because I'm not eating it........I asked for no mayo and every damn time it comes with mayo."

She gave me free meal coupons and all was good

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Mayo is good.......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Mayo is good.......

Icky icky yucky poo :p

 

[iruletheskool]

what'd i miss?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

what'd i miss?

Nothing sir......

 

[iruletheskool]

ok.

i am ready for it to be the weekend.

 

[nrgmorris]

I was traveling through Colorado last year, stopped off at a Sonic in Denver that had an actual drive thru. They had some "fancy" burger on the sign that I didn't know what was on it, so when the gal came on the speaker, I asked what was the difference between the "fancy" burger and a regular burger. She said, "About 60 cents". I left half my tires leaving the place.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

LOL @ expecting fast food workers to be smart...........









Just sayin...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

If you think fast food workers in Nebraska are dumb, try heading down south and driving through some places...............it sounds somethin like this

Them: "Y'all durntootin blem bloopin y'all y'all?"

Me: "Yea......cheesebuger please"

Them: "Y'all y'all, y'all"

 

[iruletheskool]

LMAO

also, never eat fast food in West Virginia.. had to stop there on our way to Real Virginia, and both times (there and back) at 2 different chains, the food was stale and nastay

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LMAO

also, never eat fast food in West Virginia.. had to stop there on our way to Real Virginia, and both times (there and back) at 2 different chains, the food was stale and nastay

This is a very accurate statement

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I need to go on a plorsterin streak to get up in the top ten...........



Which pretty much means I need to quit drinking...... which isn't hard, but fuck- I need a pool table at my house to accomplish it...

 

[vtpoop]

LMAO

also, never eat fast food in West Virginia.. had to stop there on our way to Real Virginia, and both times (there and back) at 2 different chains, the food was stale and nastay

You think that's bad. You should trying going to Connecticit. I've got some relatives up there and I might as well be speaking Mandarin Chinese because they are all like, "What the F*&^ did he jsut say?"

 

[vtpoop]

Above post was actually meant for JJM's post, but you get the drift