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tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska National Championship.. Part 1

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I thought it was cool, some dude walked up tonight and ask me to be his bodygaurd for the night for $100............ then I found out he wanted protection from bobby who is a 45 year old member of the American veterans motorcycle club........... I said, you are on your own dumbass......
 

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I thought it was funny........


There is like 10 people who go that bar that I wouldn't even think of fighting, and this dude gave me 100 bucks to protect him, once I founded out who he wanted protection from I handed him his 100 back, and said good luck bro.....
 

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How in the hell do you even get yourself in that predicament where you need protection from a motorcycle dude? :L
 

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If I did that, which first of all I probably would not get myself into that situation......but if I did, I would buy the guy a couple drinks and tell him he's got a good lookin' lady and I didn't know she was taken........

And then if I still got my ass kicked, at least the guy would probably only kick my ass once....
 

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I'm not going to the bar tommorow, I'm gonna sit here and watch the tourney with the goal of getting this thread to 10,000 by noon sunday.
 

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I have to go to an old friends' wedding tomorrow..

They're the ones who haven't even held hands yet.. :L
 

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How do you get married, without fucking first?


I just don't get that.....




What if he can't get it up, and she wants to have kids?

or vice versa
 

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LMFAO.............:L

I mean, I'm sorry............but that is just ridiculous...............haven't even held hands.............how does that even happen?
 

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I'm a Christian..........but my penis likes to park inside of vaginas..........and even if I had the 10 commandments on my mind, there is no stopping me once I'm started.
 

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being Christian (I am) =/= christfag


they are really close to being bat ass crazy, like thinking Obamar is the devil and stuff..

and this guy was my best friend until about 10th grade :L
 
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