tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska National Championship.. Part 1

[Papalou]

I think I just pulled a muscle

 

[iruletheskool]

almost to 300 plorsts, sir.

 

[Papalou]

300

 

[iruletheskool]

& 9700 to boot. what a great plorst that was.

 

[Papalou]

lol I thought u meant 300 more to 10000

 

[iruletheskool]

evenin

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I thought it was cool, some dude walked up tonight and ask me to be his bodygaurd for the night for $100............ then I found out he wanted protection from bobby who is a 45 year old member of the American veterans motorcycle club........... I said, you are on your own dumbass......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LOL @ tuff guise

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I thought it was funny........


There is like 10 people who go that bar that I wouldn't even think of fighting, and this dude gave me 100 bucks to protect him, once I founded out who he wanted protection from I handed him his 100 back, and said good luck bro.....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

How in the hell do you even get yourself in that predicament where you need protection from a motorcycle dude?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

You hit on his old lady.........

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

You hit on his old lady.........

Cripes .....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

If I did that, which first of all I probably would not get myself into that situation......but if I did, I would buy the guy a couple drinks and tell him he's got a good lookin' lady and I didn't know she was taken........

And then if I still got my ass kicked, at least the guy would probably only kick my ass once....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I'm not going to the bar tommorow, I'm gonna sit here and watch the tourney with the goal of getting this thread to 10,000 by noon sunday.

 

[iruletheskool]

I have to go to an old friends' wedding tomorrow..

They're the ones who haven't even held hands yet..

 

[HawkeyeHater]

How do you get married, without fucking first?


I just don't get that.....




What if he can't get it up, and she wants to have kids?

or vice versa

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LMFAO.............

I mean, I'm sorry............but that is just ridiculous...............haven't even held hands.............how does that even happen?

 

[iruletheskool]

christfags

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I'm a Christian..........but my penis likes to park inside of vaginas..........and even if I had the 10 commandments on my mind, there is no stopping me once I'm started.

 

[iruletheskool]

being Christian (I am) =/= christfag


they are really close to being bat ass crazy, like thinking Obamar is the devil and stuff..

and this guy was my best friend until about 10th grade