tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska National Championship.. Part 1

[aqwk68]

Normally I can hold on............


This was not a normal situation- my stomach was turning.......

I've had a couple of those moments. I was lucky to get the draws down before the toilet was turned into a pool of mud

 

[aqwk68]

Thanks for the pix of the tasty sluts brothers.

No problem! Oh and the last three really are sluts, pRon star sluts

 

[flyersfan4706]

Holy shit 75% down on the 1st part in under 2 months

 

[NUance]

Holy shit 75% down on the 1st part in under 2 months

Thanks for getting this thread another 0.00005 of the way there!

 

[iruletheskool]

Holy shit 75% down on the 1st part in under 2 months

Huskers >>>> Flyers

:p

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Huskers === Flyers

fify

 

[iruletheskool]

fify

I should ban you for that..

for realz.

 

[iruletheskool]

phone plorsting is fun on the pot

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I don't sit long enough on the pot to plorst..............I am one of those guys who sits down and empties in about 10 seconds

 

[iruletheskool]

I don't sit long enough on the pot to plorst..............I am one of those guys who sits down and empties in about 10 seconds

that's how womenfolk work..

 

[HawkeyeHater]

phone plorsting is fun on the pot

LOL..........


Hold on...... I gotta go take a picture.....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

that's how womenfolk work..

So you sit on the pot longer just to feel like a man? It can't take that long to push out a turd

 

[HawkeyeHater]

that's how womenfolk work..

I'm irregular myself........... Sometimes I can be done in about a minute(real time) sometimes I can sit there for a half hour......(which is usally just sitting there because it's a good excuse..... )

 

[flyersfan4706]

I know it is a photoshop fail. It is just for peace and equality

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Now to finally try and figure out how to upload a picture from my phone......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

The only time I'm sittin on the pot for over a 5 minute period is if it's not comin out easy.........and that rarely happens.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I know it is a photoshop fail. It is just for peace and equality

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LOL @ having the same photoshop skills as me......





actually that is probably better than mine.........






LOL @ the fact that I almost went into the computer industry.... and I can't photoshop.........




Ofcourse that is because I've never been around the program and don't know what any of the tools are, and aint gonna buy a book to figure it out..... but.. whatever..

 

[iruletheskool]

ya.. i'm usually 2-3 minutes..

but i swear women do it in literally 10 seconds.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And this is why is sometimes takes me a half hour...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

ya.. i'm usually 2-3 minutes..

but i swear women do it in literally 10 seconds.

That's cuz they have little itty bitty shits