tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska National Championship.. Part 1

[HawkeyeHater]

I like bing fat........


I can still compete on the hoops court.......

I can still take my dog for a run........





But I don't whine like a lil bitch when it's 10 degrees out....


Fucking skinny ass whiners..

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Plus...... I just like food

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And Crown

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And Coke........



Which is actually the #1 reason I'm fat......

 

[HawkeyeHater]

If I quit drinking Coca-Cola today.......




I would weight 30 less lbs....... in 8 weeks.....





I've tested it 3 times before....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

But Coke Zero doesn't foam up like coke.....


So I keep on going back to coke for the foam

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I missed 10,800

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I don't have any fat to keep me warm and I ice fish in 10 degree weather for hours at a time multiple times a week.........you won't hear me whine ever

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I don't have any fat to keep me warm and I ice fish in 10 degree weather for hours at a time multiple times a week.........you won't hear me whine ever

Probably cuz you are drunk........

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Here's something fun........

The entire season has been ridiculous as far as officiating has gone (on the road) for Nebraska.............here's just a look at the last 3 games alone.....

Fouls called on Nebraska: 70
Fouls called on Opponents: 46

Free throw shots by Nebraska: 52
Free throw shots by Opponents: 102


........it's normal when that happens every now and then, but when it happens 3 games in a row there is some bullshit goin down

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Probably cuz you are drunk........

I've only drank 1 time while ice fishing before, and that was barely anything at all

 

[HawkeyeHater]

LOL...... whatever

 

[HawkeyeHater]

DDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKE

 

[HawkeyeHater]

DDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKE

Is the only college I cheer for besides Nebraska......

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And that's mostly cuz I hate baby blue..... I think it's the gayest color since pink

 

[vtpoop]

Dale Jr. is the man, even though he ain't ever won nothing. A cool side note...I got to go to Junior Johnson's farm a few years back and interview him. What a cool dude. I got the interview because a lady I work with knew a dude he used to run moonshine with. LOL

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I seriously have only drank 1 time while ice fishing.........I never bring alcohol out on the lake

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Lame......


What is fishing for if not for drinking?????



I thought that was the whole point?

 

[popeyecv64]

CORN !!!!!

 

[HawkeyeHater]

CORN !!!!!

Makes WHISKEY!!!!