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tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska BCS National Championship.. Part 2

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Jack_John_Mark

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Hey irule what did ye do.......jump off the top bunk of yer and h_grl's bunk bed and break yer foot :dance:


I did the exact same thing years ago playing basketball..........jumped up, came down and landed on it wrong, broke my foot in a few different places. They gave me a boot and some crutches.

Of course I like to tell the story a little bit differently..........something more along the lines of "I went up to throw down a 360 dunk and I apparently jumped so high in the air that my foot couldn't take the landing en sech...."
 

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Hey irule what did ye do.......jump off the top bunk of yer and h_grl's bunk bed and break yer foot :dance:


I did the exact same thing years ago playing basketball..........jumped up, came down and landed on it wrong, broke my foot in a few different places. They gave me a boot and some crutches.

Of course I like to tell the story a little bit differently..........something more along the lines of "I went up to throw down a 360 dunk and I apparently jumped so high in the air that my foot couldn't take the landing en sech...."

while getting a blowjob sounds cooler
 

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I actually had an ex girlfriend go down on her knees to give me a blowjob and she ended up fucking up her knee to where she had to have surgery on them.
 

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Had a great time at the ballgame tonight. The park is really nice, and it was good to see some baseball.


Walking in and out to the car was unpleasant.
 

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Had a great time at the ballgame tonight. The park is really nice, and it was good to see some baseball.


Walking in and out to the car was unpleasant.

Head over to my friends place, we'll get you stoned.........if ye are still in Omaha
 

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I'm actually shittin ye........I'm don't even live in Omaha anymore
 

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You wanna pop that puppy's can, you ain't gotta grease him so hard jarhead.

 
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Hi... I'm drunk

And my basement has 4 ft of water in it.

And I still love Crown royal, so I really don't give a shit....


All my shit is in storage 30ft higher in elevation than my house, which I'm renting, so I don't give a fuck.....


All is good.........
 

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That sucks man. Sorry.

Did a levee break or has it just been creeping up?
 

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Ground water be creeping..... If the levee breaks, my second home (bar) will become my first home, and I'll have a tent in the beer garden...


Basically, if the levee doesn't hole, my place will be under 8 ft of water.... so the whole house would be fucked...

And it isn't like normal floods where the water is gone in a week, they are saying the water will be this high tell mid-august or early september...... with normal rain... if we have a wetter than normal summer, I expect to be living elsewhere.
 

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Ground water be creeping..... If the levee breaks, my second home (bar) will become my first home, and I'll have a tent in the beer garden...

I was in Sioux City yesterday........wanted to help do some sandbaggin for ye all............but I ended up gettin drunk instead. Sorry sir. Hope all is well for yall
 

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I was drunk also.......


I did all my baggin couple weeks ago... try posting my pics in the severe weather thread, but my phone is gay..

Have a 12 ft wall 60 ft long....

Should have stayed for tongiht we had biker nights and a rugby tournament....... fun mix....
 

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I'm too drunk to stay on here longer........

I know I've been pretty much non exsitant...... I'll be back soon as the waters go down, or football season draws closer..... I've been a busy mother fucker, and when I'm not busy, I'm getting drunk.
 
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