tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska BCS National Championship.. Part 2

[Driaz]

Nothing...........but I was the manager of the store...........and I was wasted. She was volunteering at the store and I was supposed to be telling her what to do. Instead my drunk ass was hitting on her. She had a pair of shorts on with sorority letters on the ass.........I kept reading the letters out loud

LOL....we're some drunk assholes.....

 

[Brasky]

That's pretty close to the greatest thing i've ever heard if you actually did that and she heard you saying it... And you were slurring your words when you were reading it in front of (errr behind) her.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Luckily she thought it was funny and she actually gave me her email address.........and hell I didn't even ask for it, she just gave it to me.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

That's pretty close to the greatest thing i've ever heard if you actually did that and she heard you saying it... And you were slurring your words when you were reading it in front of (errr behind) her.

That is basically exactly what happened......

 

[Brasky]

Good work.

 

[Brasky]

Top 2 posters on this thread by far. Suck it irule.

 

[Brasky]

Top 3 posters on this thread. Suck it irule and HH.

 

[Driaz]

Top 3 posters on this thread. Suck it irule and HH.

LOL

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I kinda want to learn karate or some shit...........and then sometime I want about 6 dudes to jump me and I wanna kick all their asses at once......

 

[Driaz]

What we'd do, knock out about 4 pages talking about drinkin'....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Sorry, the Karate Kid is on tv right now........which is what inspired my way of thinking thar

 

[Driaz]

...and I haven't even told any of my good drunk stories from my Navy days....

 

[Brasky]

what channel is KK on?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I have some great stories from the first few times I smoked weed.........

 

[Driaz]

Sorry, the Karate Kid is on tv right now........which is what inspired my way of thinking thar

Which one, the original or the re-make?......I just saw the re-make a couple weeks ago.....actually, I saw the original a couple weeks ago too....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

what channel is KK on?

It's on one of the Encore channels..........way up in the 300's. It's almost over now though. KK III to be exact

 

[Driaz]

It's on one of the Encore channels..........way up in the 300's. It's almost over now though. KK III to be exact

I don't know if I've ever seen that one.....Isn't the second one with the female karate kid, or is that the 3rd one?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I don't know if I've ever seen that one.....Isn't the second one with the female karate kid, or is that the 3rd one?

No all of the 3 are with Danielson........or whatever the hell they call him

 

[Brasky]

Clearly we have different setups.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

It's the one where the guy with the pony tail trains him, but in reality he's setting him up to get his ass kicked by some other dude