T'Official 2015 - 2016 NFL thread

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How did the Jordan things get started.

Anyone else think the Broncos would be better with Brock?

Carson Palmer with 6 turnovers, not bad.

i dont even know who got the FIRST sad jordan photoshop treatment ... i just want them to keep rolling out though!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How did the Jordan things get started.

Anyone else think the Broncos would be better with Brock?

Carson Palmer with 6 turnovers, not bad.

Yes.

 

[pixburgher66]

How did the Jordan things get started.

Anyone else think the Broncos would be better with Brock?

Carson Palmer with 6 turnovers, not bad.

If there's one thing that annoyed the crap out of me last week it was hearing about Peyton's little Cinderella return. He was *awful* last week, and just short of mediocre this week. That defense is just crazy. They blitzed a SEASON LOW 17% yesterday, and had 20 QB contacts.

 

[Comeds]

If there's one thing that annoyed the crap out of me last week it was hearing about Peyton's little Cinderella return. He was *awful* last week, and just short of mediocre this week. That defense is just crazy. They blitzed a SEASON LOW 17% yesterday, and had 20 QB contacts.

The Manning led offense kept the Patriots in the game, especially in the 2nd half.

I'm just sour because a bunch of people I know who never liked Peyton are suddenly cheering for him because he is old.

 

[pixburgher66]

The Manning led offense kept the Patriots in the game, especially in the 2nd half.

I'm just sour because a bunch of people I know who never liked Peyton are suddenly cheering for him because he is old.

I'm not a fan of his, seeing as he's the reason women ATs can't work for Indy or Denver because he was a prick in college. But he has been *awful*. The ball is floating. Dead duck stuff. Denver should've throttled NE yesterday, but he missed a few pretty simple throws in the redzone. What's kept him in is that he's smart. He reads defenses better than any other QB, but doesn't matter how well you can read a D if you can't hit an open receiver.

 

[elocomotive]

Carson Palmer with 6 turnovers, not bad.

Mmmmmmm... 6 turnovers does sound delicious. Are they apple?

Wait, what were we talking about? Oh right.

Congratulations to the Carolina Panthers on their first Super Bowl victory!

 

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Remember when some thought Cam Newton would be a draft bust?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Seattle Seahawks: Ban Cam Newton From Century link field

 

[Comeds]

I'm not a fan of his, seeing as he's the reason women ATs can't work for Indy or Denver because he was a prick in college. But he has been *awful*. The ball is floating. Dead duck stuff. Denver should've throttled NE yesterday, but he missed a few pretty simple throws in the redzone. What's kept him in is that he's smart. He reads defenses better than any other QB, but doesn't matter how well you can read a D if you can't hit an open receiver.

Well honestly that just makes me like him more. Listen, I am sure you're a nice damsel but how am I supposed to look my wife in the eye if a female AT looks at my rotator cuff or turf toe? The second I parked my Ford Packard and my wife met me at the door with the newspaper and a martini she'd would know something was up.

I mean, its called Tommy John surgery, not Tammy Joan surgery. Case closed.

 

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Seattle Seahawks: Ban Cam Newton From Century link field

The starter of that petition obviously needs more recovery water.

 

[Comeds]

Newton should switch to jersey #12 next time he plays there.

 

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Newton should switch to jersey #12 next time he plays there.

Do you mean they should run Newton up the flag pole prior to the opening kick-off? Not a bad idea, comeds.

 

[pixburgher66]

Well honestly that just makes me like him more. Listen, I am sure you're a nice damsel but how am I supposed to look my wife in the eye if a female AT looks at my rotator cuff or turf toe? The second I parked my Ford Packard and my wife met me at the door with the newspaper and a martini she'd would know something was up.

I mean, its called Tommy John surgery, not Tammy Joan surgery. Case closed.

Peyton Manning is Lucky Social Media Wasn't Around in 1996 When He Allegedly Sat on a Female Trainer's Face

The answer is to tea bag her when she's looking at your turf toe.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Peyton Manning is Lucky Social Media Wasn't Around in 1996 When He Allegedly Sat on a Female Trainer's Face

The answer is to tea bag her when she's looking at your turf toe.

to be fair, thats just another saturday night for Big Ben

 

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to be fair, thats just another saturday night for Big Ben

I selected cake reward because we don't have pie...

 

[Comeds]

You guys seem to be having a ball with this.

 

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You guys seem to be having a ball with this.

Like Von Miller picking off Tom Brady, comeds.

 

[Comeds]

Peyton Manning is Lucky Social Media Wasn't Around in 1996 When He Allegedly Sat on a Female Trainer's Face

The answer is to tea bag her when she's looking at your turf toe.

Pretty bad, and naturally I was just joking. Where did you hear that's why women ATs do not work for Indy or Denver? Not disputing it, I just havent seen that in any of the article I found.

 

[pixburgher66]

Pretty bad, and naturally I was just joking. Where did you hear that's why women ATs do not work for Indy or Denver? Not disputing it, I just havent seen that in any of the article I found.

That's just insider knowledge, I guess. The school I went to was where Indy had their training camp. As an AT student there, great internship opportunity, right?! If you have a penis, yes. Now, bear in mind, it's not only these places that don't "allow" female staff (they won't straight up deny a female, but you won't get a job...some actually list the internships as male only), but I was told by my head AT to not even consider it. I will say this, I'm pretty sure the Colts have kept the policy post-Manning. But I know pre-Manning they had a few female interns.