To Fantasy Nerds:

[Old Lion]

Its "start your Patriots week". Word around these parts from insiders is that the Pats are looking to put up 50 against the Colts. Brady and the starters will probably stay in even when the game is well out of hand (so at least the first half. hee, hee).

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[Thruthefog]

I fucked up. I thought it was 'start your Bears week'.

 

[Old Lion]

I fucked up. I thought it was 'start your Bears week'.

Its never 'Start your Bears week'.

Ever!

 

[Thruthefog]

Its never 'Start your Bears week'.

Ever!

Yeah. I always handicap my fantasy football teams. Bears players don't even exist.

 

[noonthirtyjoe]

Yeah. I always handicap my fantasy football teams. Bears players don't even exist.

Ya Forte Bennett Jeffery suck. That's why they get drafted early.

 

[Rollingthndr]

I fucked up. I thought it was 'start your Bears week'.

I thought it was start your Bears defense this week against the worst offense in the NFL.

 

[Old Lion]

Ya Forte Bennett Jeffery suck. That's why they get drafted early.

Tongue in cheek.

Forte is always good. Bennett is a good spot play especially when Jeffrey is out. Jeffrey will be an always play too if he ever gets healthy, but that will reduce Bennett.

Back to the topic though.

 

[broncosmitty]

In this fantasy nerds universe, e'ry week is start your Patriots week.

They cheat. And score shitloads of points.

(Remember when The Hoodie decided he wasn't going to punt any more a few years ago? I had a fantasy boner for over four hours. My Physician recommended starting my Patriots.)

 

[Thruthefog]

Ya Forte Bennett Jeffery suck. That's why they get drafted early.

I got a bite. How did the rest of you do?

 

[Old Lion]

In this fantasy nerds universe, e'ry week is start your Patriots week.

They cheat. And score shitloads of points.

(Remember when The Hoodie decided he wasn't going to punt any more a few years ago? I had a fantasy boner for over four hours. My Physician recommended starting my Patriots.)

Patriots Fantasy Warning: Seek medical attention for Fantasy boners lasting more than 4 hours.