Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[Winged_Wheel88]

To be fair, the 1st rep was for pity, the rest are to stop you from whining about it.

REPORTED!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Tim Connolly had his collarbone broken in 6 places by a masseuse.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Tim Connolly got a sports hernia from being pulled by his Chihuahua.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

For Tim Connolly the "Butterfly Effect" means something totally different.

 

[Ho_Brah]

It is rumored that Tim Connolly had lost his front teeth while attempting to eat a marshmallow.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

It is rumored that Tim Connolly had lost his front teeth while attempting to eat a marshmallow.

Rumors that were later confirmed to be true.

 

[Darkstone42]

I heard that Tim Connolly is also allergic to...



...everything.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Tim Connolly's pillow was once investigated by Montreal police.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

ok dammit I purposely avoided this as long as I could, but I can't help myself.


When Connolly missed 5 games for a mild papercut, several MLB teams immediately offered him a contract.


<meh, never said it was gonna be gold. I already said you can't beat the floss/decapitation thing Eddie said... though the teeth/marshmallow thing does come close...>

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly got a sliver from silk.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

YOU AIN'T GETTING ME ON NO STARSHIP, HANNIBAL!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly thought about everything he is thankful for this morning

Out 4-6 weeks. Concussion.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly already has his bulletproof vest, bomb squad helmet, and chain mail gloves on for the traditional wishbone breaking.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly already has his bulletproof vest, bomb squad helmet, and chain mail gloves on for the traditional wishbone breaking.

pfft
you know damn well they won't allow him to be in the same room when that happens

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly read a Black Friday ad, and Wall Street burned, sending us into a 10 year depression.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly contracted malaria while making a tuna sandwhich. Then somehow cut off his leg reaching for a spoon.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly touched himself while taking a leak, and gave himself AIDS

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly's first experience with a post-hole digger:

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly opened the gates to hell while planting a flower

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I have a joke about Tim Connolly cutting the umbilical cord, but I'm afraid it might be a tad inappropriate.