Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once decapitated himself trying to floss.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly pulled a groin while riding up an elevator.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly contracted rabies from a dandelion.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

oh man

I misses a good thread.. will have to read it first an make sure i don't duplicate. :-/

back laters

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Tim Connolly once decapitated himself trying to floss.

nevermind
never even made it past this page

this wins

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly tore his rotator cuff once while yawning after waking up.

 

[Darkstone42]

Someone once whispered in Tim Connolly's ear, causing his eardrum to rupture.

 

[Ho_Brah]

Tim Connolly once had a premature ejaculation while putting on his boxer briefs..

 

[Slimpikins]

Tim Connolly got nerve damage from the doctor slapping him at birth. He's never been the same since.

 

[blindbaby]

Tim Connolly has the workmans compensation office on speed dial.

 

[blindbaby]

What's even more amazing is that Tim Connolly has had significantly more injuries.......while sleeping.

 

[blindbaby]

The only place that Tim Connolly has ever felt remotely safe is in a china shop.

 

[blindbaby]

Although he still suffers from PTSD, Tim Connolly was able to survive a tooth ache.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Plenty of guys cut themselves while shaving. Tim Connolly needed surgery. The razor worked so well on his face he decided to take it a bit lower. BIG MISTAKE!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once smelled his own armpits and was out 4-6 weeks.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Tim Connolly is so stupid, he got locked in Mattress World, and slept on the floor.

I think I'm doing it right now?

 

[Slimpikins]

IPW can lift Tim Connolly over his head.

 

[Automattic]

CONNOLLY IS PLAYING!?!?.....

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

LOL!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Joe Sakic once called Tim Connolly for advice on how to start a snowblower. ONCE.