Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly suffered 3rd degree burns after wearing a shirt he ironed.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once got salmonella poisoning from chickening out of a fight and turtling.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I liked that last one. ^^^

 

[Darkstone42]

Me too.

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

Tim Connolly once played Punch Out on the NES and lost to Glass Joe

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly once had his feelings hurt by a compliment.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Tim Connolly got hit in the face by a puck one time, and it broke his nose.



Shit, I don't think I'm doing it right?

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

Shit, I don't think I'm doing it right?

Get the feeling you've said that more than a few times

 

[IPostedWhat]

Get the feeling you've said that more than a few times

Unfortunately I haven't said it enough considering I have 3 kids.

 

[Slimpikins]

Once Tim Connolly got an erection from staring at some lady's tits and broke a vertebrae.

 

[juliansteed]

Tim Connolly gets ice cream headaches when he eats bacon.

 

[juliansteed]

Tim Connolly gets sea sick sitting in a rocking chair.

 

[juliansteed]

Tim Connolly fell up the stairs once while on an escelator going down.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Tim Connolly ended up in ICU for a week after he dumped a tube of Pringles potato chips in his lap.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

After reading this thread Tim Connolly laughed so hard he broke 2 ribs.

 

[juliansteed]

Tim Connolly needs to wear protective goggles when reading a pop-up book.

 

[juliansteed]

Tim Connolly fully supports NBA players. He doesn't think they should go back to work until the league makes the games safer.

 

[KillerVee]

Tim Connolly always burns the roof of his mouth when he's eating cold left-over pizza.

 

[KillerVee]

Tim Connolly had hypothermia after taking his weekly bubble bath.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once pulled his back out opening a snickers.