Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[SLY]

lol

 

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly fractured his skull blow drying his hair.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The fire department once had to use the Jaws of Life to remove Tim Connolly from "the worst grocery story shopping cart accident they'd ever seen".

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once sprained his ankle while brushing his teeth.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once electrocuted himself trying to replace the batteries in the TV remote.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly has severely burned retinas from once looking at an incandescent light under a shade.

 

[blindbaby]

Upon seeing Poison and Slash in concert, Tim Connolly threw up and started to bleed.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once electrocuted himself trying to replace the batteries in the TV remote.

We've all done that once, though.

 

[Darkstone42]

Upon seeing Poison and Slash in concert, Tim Connolly threw up and started to bleed.

To be fair, I might have done the same...

 

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly separated his shoulder starting his car.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

To be fair, I might have done the same...

REPORTED!

 

[Darkstone42]

We've all done that once, though.

Speak for yourself!







Some of us can't afford remotes...

 

[Darkstone42]

REPORTED!

 

[blindbaby]

A number 1 hit song actually gave Tim Connolly a minor concussion.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly has a prosthetic fingernail from the time he tried to open his own mail.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly always makes sure to wear two cups for a game when he's notified the next arena they go to has an organ playing.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly was once carted off on a stretcher after taking a bong hit.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly was once put on IR for a hangnail.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once checked himself into the boards on a breakaway attempt and got Shanabanned for 6 games because of it.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I want this thread at 200 replies when I get home from work tomorrow.