Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[naslundfan19]

IPW can lift Tim Connolly over his head.

And then Connolly missed the entire season.

 

[IPostedWhat]

IPW can lift Tim Connolly over his head.

It wouldn't be the first time Connolly has been benched.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

It wouldn't be the first time Connolly has been benched.

Benched. Bench press. Groan.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly missed significant time one year after being sent back to his native dimension when someone said his name backwards.

 

[IPostedWhat]

The first time Tim Connolly saw a Sears catalog, he was out with a lower body injury for a month.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once broke a finger AND broke an orbital bone when an attempt to shoot a rubberband backfired horribly.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly separated several joints while watching a contortionist.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Tim Connolly is Acme's favorite customer.

 

[Slimpikins]

Tim Connolly once tore a hamstring while taking a dump.

 

[dare2be]

Tim Connolly suffered many concussions in kindergarten playing Duck Duck Goose.

Tim Connolly needs to call the doctor if the erection lasts more than 4 seconds.

Tim Connolly once decapitated himself trying to floss.

My faves.

Tim Connolly got whiplash while reading this thread.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I work my feathers off and come up with like 100 Connolly Once jokes and don't even get so much as an honorable mention?

Sigh.

 

[dare2be]

I work my feathers off and come up with like 100 Connolly Once jokes and don't even get so much as an honorable mention?

Sigh.

Work smarter, not harder. :p

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And I just got my first rep for any of them...and the guy said it was out of pity.

 

[Darkstone42]

And I just got my first rep for any of them...and the guy said it was out of pity.

I just can't rep you yet, otherwise I would have done it a while ago.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Fuck all you guys's pity reps.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[juliansteed]

And I just got my first rep for any of them...and the guy said it was out of pity.

Tim Connolly had his hand on the mouse and was just about to rep you, when said mouse set off a mouse trap and injured his repping hand.

 

[dare2be]

Epic that pic is.

 

[juliansteed]

The fool who turns to the darkside I pity.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Fuck all you guys's pity reps.

To be fair, the 1st rep was for pity, the rest are to stop you from whining about it.