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[PolarVortex]

Sake! You dildo posting son of a bitch! How ya doing? Has Hammer okayed the posting of dildos?

I've moved on from dildos. I'm into Brady now. Look at the thread where Hammer and i discussed of our mutual love for Thommie: Brady 196 yards after catch | SportsHoopla.com Sports Forums

 

[HammerDown]

Pickles is here.

I can feel it.

 

[HammerDown]

Sake! You dildo posting son of a bitch! How ya doing? Has Hammer okayed the posting of dildos?

If you're asking whether I'm interested in seeing Sake's impressive collection of motorized buttplugs, the answer is a resounding NO!!! @Huwaryu_in_exile on the other hand I'm not at liberty to speak for.

 

[HammerDown]

Bomb threat interrupts Aaron Hernandez trial.

Pats fans aren't going to stop til this guy is free, are they?

 

[GenJac]

Bomb threat interrupts Aaron Hernandez trial.

Pats fans aren't going to stop til this guy is free, are they?

Had to be one of the Pouncey brothers.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Hi Hu. It's Bucky. How bout dem Red Socks?

Whatever happened to Bucky? The only guy on CBS that spelled worse then me.

 

[packerzrule]

What's up fellas?

 

[moxie]

Homerun Crown Contenders for 2015
(per CasinoReview.org)
The Favorites
Jose Bautista: 37 projected HRs per PECOTA, 14-to-1 odds
Giancarlo Stanton: 35 projected HRs, 8-to-1 odds
Jose Abreu: 32 projected HRs, 10-to-1 odds
Miguel Cabrera: 32 projected HRs, 16-to-1 odds
Edwin Encarnacion: 31 projected HRs, 10-to-1 odds
Serious contenders
Chris Carter: 30 projected HRs, 12-to-1 odds
Chris Davis: 30 projected HRs, 16-to-1 odds
Mark Trumbo: 30 projected HRs, 33-to-1 odds
George Springer: 29 projected HRs, 15-to-1 odds
Paul Goldschmidt: 28 projected HRs, 25-to-1 odds
Evan Gattis: 28 projected HRs, 25-to-1 odds
In the mix
Mike Trout: 27 projected HRs, 12-to-1 odds
Nelson Cruz: 27 projected HRs, 33-to-1 odds
Carlos Gonzalez: 27 projected HRs, 50-to-1 odds
Anthony Rizzo: 26 projected HRs, 14-to-1 odds
David Ortiz: 26 projected HRs, 33-to-1 odds
Adam Jones: 26 projected HRs, 50-to-1 odds
Troy Tulowitzki: 25 projected HRs, 40-to-1 odds
Jay Bruce: 25 projected HRs, 50-to-1 odds
Outside chance (good odds, low projections)
Kris Bryant: 23 projected HRs, 25-to-1 odds
Prince Fielder: 22 projected HRs, 33-to-1 odds
Pedro Alvarez: 22 projected HRs, 50-to-1 odds
Ryan Braun: 22 projected HRs, 50-to-1 odds
Bryce Harper: 21 projected HRs, 40-to-1 odds
Longshots (High projections, low odds)
Albert Pujols: 27 projected HRs, 66-to-1 odds
Mike Napoli: 26 projected HRs, odds not listed
Matt Kemp: 25 projected HRs, 66-to-1 odds
Evan Longoria: 25 projected HRs, odds not listed
Khris Davis: 25 projected HRs, odds not listed
Yasmany Tomas: 25 projected HRs, odds not listed
Off the board
These players aren't projected to hit 25 homers and have odds below 50-to-1:
Robinson Cano, Adrian Beltre, Yoenis Cespedes, Joey Votto, Yasiel Puig, Andrew McCutchen.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Lucas Duds hit 30 dingers last year and the Mets brought the fences in this year. Yet he doesn't make this list.

 

[moxie]

Lucas Duds hit 30 dingers last year and the Mets brought the fences in this year. Yet he doesn't make this list.

That list is shit. Tulo has to actually play in 25 games! 40-1 odds and he's "In the mix"? BS.
(Man, I'm sure hating on him lately! )

 

[PolarVortex]

Lucas Duds hit 30 dingers last year and the Mets brought the fences in this year. Yet he doesn't make this list.

Don't believe in Duda at all. But i think Granderson is going to have his best year since maybe 2012. And Cuddyer should have a nice year if he can stay on the field.

 

[PolarVortex]

So anyone truly believe this BS about Ortiz and "general soreness?" This crap has to end!

Already been reported. You really Redseated that one.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Lucas Duds hit 30 dingers last year and the Mets brought the fences in this year. Yet he doesn't make this list.

Right, wrong or indifferent, PECOTA is projecting him at 20 HRs

 

[packerzrule]

The Hebrew Hammer with only 22?!?!

What the............................

 

[moxie]

The Hebrew Hammer with only 22?!?!

What the............................

"Sore thumb" gonna nag him all year?

 

[packerzrule]

That effin juice box, it had better not.

 

[chappee11]

Don't believe in Duda at all. But i think Granderson is going to have his best year since maybe 2012. And Cuddyer should have a nice year if he can stay on the field.

Well...2012 was the last year he was much more than replacement-level, so that isn't much of a declaration. He's had 2 lousy years since.

 

[chappee11]

The Hebrew Hammer with only 22?!?!

What the............................

To quote STP, he's "half the man he used to be".....

 

[GenJac]

Big Papi says drug testing is a joke in baseball and he's innocent.

Let's see.............large weight gain from his David Arias days, sudden increase in power, trained by Presinal who every other player he trained has been busted, had mysterious hospitalization, multiple bouts of dugout roid rage, put out qualifiers that he may have taken steroids by accident in a milk shake, broke down in mid 30s but has resurgence in late 30s, on the '04 sox who have been proven to be the second most juiced team besides 02 Anaheim, and.........wait for it...........WAS ON THE LIST OF 103 WHO FAILED THE DRUG TEST.

Sure, David, we believe ya!

 

[GenJac]

I can't see how Cole Hamels has any trade value whatsoever. His stats in interleague play is terrible and his contract is HUGE and I would never sign him to pitch in the AL East.

That said, how soon do you think he'll be a Sox?