The SURPRISE! Thread

[MHSL82]

Pelicans say Zion to miss at least 2 more weeks

While the Pelicans announced Wednesday that Zion Williamson would miss at minimum the next two weeks, coach Willie Green said the team is "definitely optimistic" about a return before the end of the regular season.

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[nuraman00]

What does this mean? There's a fantasy manager with this team name in one of my leagues.

I'm not sure I trust translators.

I am not sure of the exact language.

I tried a few languages, using translators.

宇宙牛逼狀元隊

 

[MHSL82]

What does this mean? There's a fantasy manager with this team name in one of my leagues.

I'm not sure I trust translators.

I am not sure of the exact language.

I tried a few languages, using translators.

宇宙牛逼狀元隊

I don’t know. Cosmic Awesome Team… something with stars?

 

[nuraman00]

That's the translator said too. I still didn't understand it.

 

[nuraman00]

That manager is in first place, btw.

 

[MHSL82]

 

[nuraman00]

I think I heard a stat that the Jazz are the only team to not win a game this year when they score less than 100.

Maybe someone can check Detroit / Houston / Orlando's game logs to see if they've won when scoring less than 100.

 

[MHSL82]

Nets shutting down Simmons for rest of season

Ben Simmons, who has not played in more than a month because of a nerve issue in his back, has been shut down for the rest of the season.

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[MHSL82]

Sources: George likely out for Clips-Suns series

Paul George is likely to miss the Clippers' entire opening-round Western Conference playoff series against the Suns due to his sprained right knee, sources told ESPN.

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[MHSL82]

Lue after G3 loss: Kawhi's injury 'very deflating'

The Clippers' Kawhi Leonard missed Thursday night's Game 3 loss to the Suns because of a right knee sprain, an injury that head coach Ty Lue called "very deflating."

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[MHSL82]

 

[nuraman00]

Wow. He's a candidate for the biggest tool in sports.

 

[MHSL82]

Wow. He's a candidate for the biggest tool in sports.

He was already the winner, he’s just pasding his stats because he’s like Nixon, who would’ve won the presidency even without Watergate, but he’s paranoid about losing. Did you see that he announced his decision to join the Ravens even though the Ravens never contacted him?

 

[MHSL82]

CP3 out for Suns in Game 6; Ayton questionable

PHOENIX -- With the Phoenix Suns facing elimination, point guard Chris Paul will be sidelined again for Thursday's Game 6 of the Western Conference semifinals against the Denver Nuggets due to his strained left groin.

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[nuraman00]

I wonder if there's an equation for how many groin strains he's caused others with his hits, versus how many he's been inflicted with on his own.

 

[MHSL82]

I wonder if there's an equation for how many groin strains he's caused others with his hits, versus how many he's been inflicted with on his own.

I hadn’t thought of that. Karma.

 

[nuraman00]

Google Pixel just made the worst commercial in sports.

Google Pixel is a sponsor of the NBA.

During the commercial, "Hey Google, light the beam".

They then show a beam with a G.

Go to 2:29.

 

[MHSL82]

Antonio Brown's team booted from arena league

The National Arena League kicked the Albany Empire out of the league after team owner Antonio Brown failed to pay either a required fee or a fine he received after recent public comments.

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[MHSL82]

Nets' Simmons out for season with back issues

The Brooklyn Nets announced Thursday morning that Ben Simmons will miss the rest of the regular season because of his ongoing back issues.

www.espn.com

 

[nuraman00]