The reason why so many players are failing drug tests

[cowboys5xsbs]

NFL's beef beef: Foreign meat may flunk tests

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

 

[Manster7588]

Hey I was in Mexico in December and saw DeMarcus Lawrence at a steakhouse.

 

[jarntt]

I have a crazy theory on this too. My thinking is that the real reason so many guys are failing drug tests is because they are taking drugs...

 

[Iggloo]

LOL I was just coming here to post this. The creativity of these athletes and agents never ceases to amaze.

Texans' Duane Brown wins appeal of PED suspension, blames bad beef in Mexico

 

[packerzrule]

I thought it was because they were doing drugs

 

[shopson67]

How small would the detectable amount have to be to fail the drug test? I can't imagine injested beef from steriod-fed cattle would be anything near an injected level in the bloodstream. This sounds like complete bull to me (pun intended)...

 

[Manster7588]

How small would the detectable amount have to be to fail the drug test? I can't imagine injested beef from steriod-fed cattle would be anything near an injected level in the bloodstream. This sounds like complete bull to me (pun intended)...

That's what I think too, drug testscreen know if you smoked dope or just inhaled it in a smoke field room, I'd imagine eating meat wouldn't change the level too much.

 

[Rockinkuwait]

How small would the detectable amount have to be to fail the drug test? I can't imagine injested beef from steriod-fed cattle would be anything near an injected level in the bloodstream. This sounds like complete bull to me (pun intended)...

Not sure, thinking of my work, take a cow for example, farmer gives that cow a shot of penicillin and you mix up that cow's milk with a million lbs of clean cow milk in a silo, and you can still get someone who's allergic to penicillin very sick.

 

[eaglesnut]

That's what I think too, drug testscreen know if you smoked dope or just inhaled it in a smoke field room, I'd imagine eating meat wouldn't change the level too much.

No, no they don't.

They know nothing more than parts per million.

 

[Manster7588]

No, no they don't.

They know nothing more than parts per million.

Yes theu do, I work in a drug test job, I have my whole working life. If you get a contact high at a concert and test the next day they will know.

 

[redseat]

Hey I was in Mexico in December and saw DeMarcus Lawrence at a steakhouse.

You sure you don't mean a Brothel?

 

[Manster7588]

You sure you don't mean a Brothel?

Where he went after dinner I have no idea, I'm now happily married and no longer visits those kind of establishments.

 

[redseat]

Where he went after dinner I have no idea, I'm now happily married and no longer visits those kind of establishments.

Congrats! I thought you were!

I wonder if he really did go somewhere else besides eating there and that's why he tested positive

 

[Manster7588]

Congrats! I thought you were!

I wonder if he really did go somewhere else besides eating there and that's why he tested positive

I think he stuck a needle in his ass and got caught.

 

[redseat]

I think he stuck a needle in his ass and got caught.

That's what I'm thinking but he's not on the Patriots so it must have been the meat

 

[Texas Jefe]

goodness, I wouldn't eat anything from China, hell I don't even let my dogs have dogtoys made there. Sure as hell don't let them eat the food.

 

[redseat]

goodness, I wouldn't eat anything from China, hell I don't even let my dogs have dogtoys made there. Sure as hell don't let them eat the food.

I don't know there are some pretty damn hot Asians!

 

[Texas Jefe]

I don't know there are some pretty damn hot Asians!

well, uh, yeah, uh, wait a minute...

 

[Manster7588]

I don't know there are some pretty damn hot Asians!

Be careful, some of them might be packing.