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THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL STEELERS BS THREAD..PART6

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Cali Steel

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Thought misk might like this.


Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2011
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.
 

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I never got to the spa yesterday, so I'm heading out in a few to go get pampered.... I'll catch ya later :wave:

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Thought misk might like this.


Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2011
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.

:lol:
 

Steelerin MS

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Mornin. It is freaking cold here! So what do I do, drink cold beer to be defiant! I do believe I need to rethink this Philosophy.
 

netsteeler

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Hello netsteeler. It appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks. Is your team really that bad? Throw your two-cents in the discussion.


how about fuck you and your message! If I dont want to fucking post I wont fucking post! take your message and shove it up your server!
 

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Nuttin' much, Misk. Very quiet day, now that I've finished bowling in the tourney.

Gotta get some wrok done, but not really doing it yet.
 
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