The Official Injury Thread

[Cobiemonster]

 

[mattola]

Jets' Byfuglien to miss final three games with torn muscle

fucking burrows

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

Have they been eliminated from playoff contention yet? Cause TSN is saying only the regular season he will be out for

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Have they been eliminated from playoff contention yet? Cause T(oronto)SN is saying only the regular season he will be out for

queue up Gord Miller screaming "THE DREAM LIVES"

 

[forty_three]

queue up Gord Miller screaming "THE DREAM LIVES"

Even at 3-0, they are 12% to get in.

By comparison, the Jackets go 0-3-1 and they have 20%

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Even at 3-0, they are 12% to get in.

By comparison, the Jackets go 0-3-1 and they have 20%

please pass on my very personal message to the BJ's ...

DONT FUCK THIS UP!!!

 

[mattola]

Even at 3-0, they are 12% to get in.

By comparison, the Jackets go 0-3-1 and they have 20%

please pass on my very personal message to the BJ's ...

DONT FUCK THIS UP!!!

Agreed I will have to hold forty_three personally responsible if they do

 

[forty_three]

Agreed I will have to hold forty_three personally responsible if they do

You will have to find me in my secret mountaintop fortress after I lay waste to the 12 city blocks downtown where the Arena is.

Four points out of the final four games and they still have 90% chance. Detroit pulls 3 out of their last four games and they are at 90 as well.

NJ needs to pull 8 points out of their last 4 to have 87% chance. 7 they drop to 55% and 6 they go to 33.

Washington needs 8 for a 36% chance. 7 and they go to 11%. Anything less and they are done.

Ottawa has to win out for a .7% shot.



I think it's safe to say Calgary really needs to win tonight.

 

[dash]

I'll take a Calgary win tonight if the Isles can put together a couple of wins.

 

[forty_three]

Having shit for brains, tiny heart and hands of stone could all be considered "upper body", right?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Christian Ehrhoff tweets photos of sliced ear, provides humanity with flood of ‘Ear-off’ jokes
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...okes-124148023.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

 

[forty_three]

Not sure why he was trying to come back so fast, but what worries me is the way he looked before he went down the tunnel. He skated a shift in the second, looked disoriented and came to the bench. Trainer looked at him and said "you ok?". He just shook his head "no". Then the trainer patted him on the shoulder and down the tunnel he went.

I hope it's not a concussion.

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

- Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) [ame="https://twitter.com/penguins/statuses/453907764377444354"]April 9, 2014[/ame]
"I'm happy, obviously," Letang said after the practice. "I think it was a decision between me and him. It's a relief and I'm really happy to have a chance to play."

Good for Tanger!

 

[forty_three]

Horton's issue is a groin. He thought it felt good enough to play, but pulled something near the end of the first. They "treated" him between periods, but he just could not continue on. Same issue he's dealt with for the last four weeks.

At least it's not a concussion.

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[forty_three]

All I can say is....


Shit. Horton's groin is healed. But apparently he tore an ab muscle in the game against Phoenix. There has to be a gremlin in that locker room. Gotta be. Gaborik couldn't catch a break and now Horton.

Surgery yesterday and 6 weeks before he can resume workouts.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

All I can say is....


Shit. Horton's groin is healed. But apparently he tore an ab muscle in the game against Phoenix. There has to be a gremlin in that locker room. Gotta be. Gaborik couldn't catch a break and now Horton.

Surgery yesterday and 6 weeks before he can resume workouts.

A lot of money & years have been invested in Horton. I hope for the Jackets sake he can get healthy. It's been a rough year for him.

 

[buffhockey]

Five Sabres Hurt During Loss in Boston:

Chris Stewart (ankle) (played 20 seconds)
Brian Flynn (lower-body)
Christian Ehrhoff (mild concussion)
Matt Hackett (knee/leg)
Matt D'Agostini (lower-body)




Also, tomorrow is the last chance for Mr. Leino to score a goal this year. Since he is healthy, he should be in the lineup.