The Official 2022 Chicago White Sox Season Thread - Brought To You By Beggar's Pizza

[ChiSoxFan]

Moncada headed to the DL. 2nd most talented guy on the roster but hrs soft as shit

Sucks. Built like a linebacker but has been a porcelain doll.

 

[podsox]

Sucks. Built like a linebacker but has been a porcelain doll.

I remember the first couple times he went down during games where I thought he tore everything in his leg and then x-rays came back as nothing. Now when he goes down I just expect him to be fine.

 

[Mingo]

Burger Time?

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

Burger Time?

Yeppers, he's been called from 3A and will be manning the 3B spot.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Opening Day, primos.

 

[Mingo]

It wouldn't surprise me if Burger smacks a homer. He must be feeling pretty good from looking for apartments in Charlotte to starting at 3rd base for the Sox for the 1st three weeks of the season. [also -who's kidding who - Lats don't get well in 3 weeks?]

I hope Burger goes full Yerminator on this opportunity.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

If I had to guess, this might be Giolito’s last or second to last opening day start in a Sox uniform.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Sox finally have another AJ. Here’s to hoping he plays a majority of the season.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Ah, love it when players take that strike three and start walking to 1B thinking that impacts the call somehow.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

It wouldn't surprise me if Burger smacks a homer. He must be feeling pretty good from looking for apartments in Charlotte to starting at 3rd base for the Sox for the 1st three weeks of the season. [also -who's kidding who - Lats don't get well in 3 weeks?]

I hope Burger goes full Yerminator on this opportunity.

A hit and a run scored already for Beef (just created this nickname for him).

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Pollock having himself a nice game

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Just drove by the park. Game’s being changed this year apparently lol

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Giolito leaves early with abdominal tightness.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

lol

 

[Jiddy]

I missed the game because work is nuts...but WTF.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

I missed the game because work is nuts...but WTF.

lol most hilarious Sox loss ever

 

[podsox]

It’s hendricks 2nd yr in a sox uni but reminded me of billy Koch’s first save opportunity in a sox uniform

 

[Jiddy]

Just drove by the park. Game’s being changed this year apparently lol

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[idseer]

I write this so you won’t think maybe I just died on you. you’ve stumbled on the right way to rid yourselves of me. looking at a god damned ad for pizza all year long, especially for something as important to me as the sox, is something i will not put up with.

a few of you will be happy to see me gone, and to those sensitive tots i say … good riddance to you as well. to the rest, i’ll miss your insights, humor and camaraderie. wherever we all are … i hope we’re all celebrating come the last out of the final world series game in 2022.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

I write this so you won’t think maybe I just died on you. you’ve stumbled on the right way to rid yourselves of me. looking at a god damned ad for pizza all year long, especially for something as important to me as the sox, is something i will not put up with.

a few of you will be happy to see me gone, and to those sensitive tots i say … good riddance to you as well. to the rest, i’ll miss your insights, humor and camaraderie. wherever we all are … i hope we’re all celebrating come the last out of the final world series game in 2022.

I’ve never had an issue with you. However, to call anyone else on this board sensitive as you leave for the silliest reason ever, is the epitome of rich. It was already explained to you that it’s a joke, so that means it’s literally not an advertisement.

Do what you gotta do.