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The Official 2014 Recruiting Thread

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A little long but entertaining. And, some of us may find it rather hitting too close to home. :lol:

Confessions of a college football recruiting addict | Saturday Down South

I’m an addict. I have been since I was 11 years old. No, I’m not addicted to booze or H. It’s nothing that cool. I’m addicted to college football recruiting.

I never had a chance at a normal life. My father was a recruitnik from way back. He passed on this sickness like other fathers passed on a tendency towards alcoholism, high-blood pressure or red hair. It wasn’t easy back then. There were only a few places to find the information we so craved. We subscribed to magazines from Student Sports, Forrest Davis and Jeff Whitaker. We’d highlight commitments, star those who were prospects and scratch through those who had already sold their souls to rivals. I hated guys long before they even attended their senior prom, and I still do long after they have graduated college.

Tom Lemming’s weekly recruiting show and a few others gave us the highlight film. Apparently, it was mandatory for early footage to be taken no closer than two miles from the stadium and preferably on horseback. Deciphering an early highlight film was like reading the scrolling green numbers from The Matrix. “Am I looking at the LB or the RB? Why is this in night vision?” It was grainy; it was shaky, and it was perfect.

Then, the Internet happened. **** and college recruiting benefited most from the emergence of the Internet. Each team has their own homer “insiders” to tell you that all the top talent is coming to your favorite team. Articles were written about each player after each visit to the point where you start to know these guys better than know your own family (in fairness, nobody in my family can run a 4.65 shuttle). The Internet has given us up to the minute national rankings, highlight film on every player in the nation and, most importantly, the message boards.

Imagine Alcoholics Anonymous, but the meetings are held at a bar in Cancun and drinking is mandatory. That is what the college football recruiting message boards are like. Anonymous addicts from unknown places all gather in one spot to get that fix. Regardless of the school, each message board has the same characters.

The Insider: This is usually a paid employee of the website with ties to the coaches or athletic department. He has an idea of who the team is targeting and pretends to have an idea of how it’s all going to play out. His greatest strength is providing hope to all us desperate fools.
The Young Gun Insider: This guy’s job is to actually text recruits and see where they stand or how a visit went. This is the equivalent to the guy who sells crack to children on the playground. There is something creepy about the guy who texts dozens of 18 year-old boys every day, but we all acknowledge the importance of their information and turn a blind eye to their stalkerish nature.
The Wannabe Insider: This is 98 percent of the people on the message boards. They have been following recruiting for years and know how the game is played. They have no sources except the multiple recruiting sites they are members of. These are the guys who make mock classes that are basically a list of all the 4- and 5-star players who haven’t even considered a visit. You’ll hear a lot of, “My gut’s telling me this guy is ours.” The most depraved of the wannabe “insiders” is the guy pays a subscription to the recruiting website of their biggest rival. This guy is sick. That is the guy who starts drinking rubbing alcohol when he runs out of cheap vodka.
The Virgins: These are just dipping their first toe into these mysterious murky waters. They are the guys who get their recruiting news from the local newspaper. He’ll start threads titled, “When is signing day?” Everyone hates this guy. We hate him because of conversations like this:
Virgin: “Did you hear Georgia signed this QB from Texas?”

Dickhead Recruiting Follower: Sigh. “He didn’t sign he committed… 3 days ago. His name is Matthew Stafford. He has the potential to be the keystone for this entire…”

Virgin (interrupting): “Yeah, I heard about it on the local news this morning. Sounds like the next Eric Zeier.”

Dickhead Recruiting Follower: Sigh. “Get the hell out of my office. Don’t ever speak to me again. Eric Zeier? You’re lucky I don’t rip out your larynx.”

Recruiting addicts are elitists, and I might be the biggest recruiting elitist out there. If you didn’t see Sam McGuffie do a front flip over his high school offensive lineman, then I don’t want to know you. If you don’t know who April Justin is, then we can’t carry on a conversation. Simply hearing the names Dan Kendra, Ronald Curry, Xavier Lee, Brock Berlin and John Brantley make me laugh out loud. Joe Mauer might be a future Hall of Fame baseball player, but every time I hear his name, I loudly tell people he signed with Florida State and was the widely considered the best quarterback in the nation. “Lobster” Willie Williams was the best man at my wedding. I’ve watched Matt Stafford progress from the doughy high school quarterback with a huge arm to the doughy NFL quarterback with a huge arm. Yeah, I know Leonard Fournette is the next Adrian Peterson and, of course, I’ve seen his highlight film. I hate Lane Kiffin. I hate Coach O. I know that Tom Lemming is a Notre Dame loving asshat, and if you don’t know that then I hate you. Hell, I’ve attended multiple Under Armour All-American practices. I’m seriously messed up!

Why do I do this? Why do any of us do this? We all love something new. In college, guys would cruise over to sorority row during the first week of school hoping to be the first to lay eyes on the top prospects. How many divorces are results of somebody wanting something new? Every year those who follow recruiting are rewarded with 25 new toys…or 35 if you’re Tennessee. It’s better than Christmas.

Mainly, we follow recruiting because it’s unbelievably entertaining. It’s the same reason people watch American Idol. We love watching people make the journey from obscurity to greatness. Some careers pan out, some flop. Even if a superstar doesn’t pick your team, for the rest of his Hall of Fame career you still get to say things like, “I’ve hated that guy for 15 years.”

I love following recruiting. I’ve had moments where I tried to take a step back and considered devoting less time to cruising the message boards and more time to school, work or my wife, but I missed it too much. I’m not going anywhere. I’ll be reading the optimistic mock classes, watching terrible highlight footage and losing sleep over recruiting for years to come. Again, I’m messed up!
 

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I would say he is a Spartan unless Malik McDowell commits first. It would be nice to see Slade in Green and Malik in Blue. No reason for the Nuts to get any richer.


It happened...DE Darius Slade flipped from Cornhuskers to Spartans.

Report: Michigan State receives commit from New Jersey DE Darius Slade day after Urban Meyer visit | MLive.com


DE Malik McDowell has his visit to Florida State today...then to LSU next Friday, and finally to Ohio State on Friday Jan 31st. Many folks still believe the Wolverines are the front runner for McDowell.
 

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Dude I got a bad feeling Humphrey is gonna end up FSU. Just a gut feeling. :L

Humphrey is most likely Bama's. His recruiter was one Jeremy Pruitt. And yes he did visit today with about 5 other guys.
 

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It happened...DE Darius Slade flipped from Cornhuskers to Spartans.

Report: Michigan State receives commit from New Jersey DE Darius Slade day after Urban Meyer visit | MLive.com


DE Malik McDowell has his visit to Florida State today...then to LSU next Friday, and finally to Ohio State on Friday Jan 31st. Many folks still believe the Wolverines are the front runner for McDowell.

Anyone that can figure out where Malik is going is either a genius or an international spy. That kid has left no clues. As a Michigan alum I would love to see him in AA but I really hope he stays out of the claws of the SEC.
 

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He's either UW or on Mora's payroll.

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Do we need to call and get you a spot at the Jelly School? I see you are already a fan of theirs.
 

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A lot of sour grapes. You lose a few recruits and someone is cheating.

Sour grapes, you kidding? Ha, kind of...joke was bad.

We've lost our fair share of recruits...I still wrote what I wrote. Did you put it your journal? I'm not the one brining up cheating, but ok...ND is not.
 

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Blake Barnett. We're good. Although it snows a lot up in SB.

Got a lot of good O Lmen too.
 

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OU lands verbal commitment from Houston DB Jordan Thomas

Bob Stoops doesn’t use Twitter often publicly. But when he does, it sends ripples through Oklahoma’s fan base.

Stoops tweeted “BOOM 832! #SOONERS #TheresOnlyOne” on Sunday night, leading to news that Houston-area defensive back Jordan Thomas (who lives in the 832 area code) had given a verbal commitment to Oklahoma.

The news was initially confirmed by Scout.com.

Thomas flipped to Oklahoma from Northwestern, where he had been committed since December 2012. Thomas (6-1, 180 pounds) took an official visit to OU over the weekend and it’s believed the Sooners’ coaching staff spent plenty of time selling Oklahoma’s academics to the Klein Collins High School product.

Thomas is ranked as the nation’s 31st-best safety by Rivals.com. He is expected to sign with OU on Feb. 5, college football’s national signing day.
 

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After his official visit to Bama Christian Miller cancels his official to Georgia next week. He says he is solid with Alabama. :clap:
 

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After his official visit to Bama Christian Miller cancels his official to Georgia next week. He says he is solid with Alabama. :clap:


We also made a huge impression on Rashaan Evans and his parents. It's a WHOLE lot closer between Bama and Auburn than it was before. Auburn gets the last visit on the 24th, so that's good for them, but I wouldn't be shocked if we land Evans. He'd rather play our Sam position, where he can drop back as an LB or get down as a DE, over what Auburn wants him to do, which is playing the star.
 

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We also made a huge impression on Rashaan Evans and his parents. It's a WHOLE lot closer between Bama and Auburn than it was before. Auburn gets the last visit on the 24th, so that's good for them, but I wouldn't be shocked if we land Evans. He'd rather play our Sam position, where he can drop back as an LB or get down as a DE, over what Auburn wants him to do, which is playing the star.

Yea i wouldnt be shocked if we land him either. But i think its gonna be too hard to beat Auburn for him.
 

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Sour grapes, you kidding? Ha, kind of...joke was bad.

We've lost our fair share of recruits...I still wrote what I wrote. Did you put it your journal? I'm not the one brining up cheating, but ok...ND is not.

Ha, I was mostly kidding too. I don't really care about cheating allegations from message boards. I just get annoyed that people act like there is no way UCLA could attract top talent without cheating. A lot of good things are happening at UCLA and the program is in better shape with better leadership than it ever has been in the last 15+ years.
 

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I think Auburn is the team to beat for Evans, but also watch out for UCLA. His last official is to Bama but he is rumored to be taking an unofficial with his whole family to LA on the weekend of the 31st. If he doesn't end up taking it then look for UCLA to be out. If he does take it I see UCLA as very much in it.

He would be a great replacement for Barr.
 
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