THE OFFICAL UNOFFICAL STEELER BS THREAD PART2

[MaggieMay]

haha...that gps thing reminds me of the first show after david letterman confessed his extra-marital affair. the first line of his monologue was "i'm having a bad week with women. when i got in my car this morning even the navigation lady wouldn't talk to me"

 

[MaggieMay]

I have reached the age where I can't function without my glasses, especially when they're empty

 

[MISKO]

I have reached the age where I can't function without my glasses, especially when they're empty

yup me too. ....;. god created booze so we can deal with our kids easier

 

[whyoh]

yup me too. ....;. god created booze so we can deal with our kids easier

and vise versa

 

[Steelerin MS]

yup me too. ....;. god created booze so we can deal with our kids easier

Me too!

 

[Steelerin MS]

Wow I finally figured that shit out!

 

[MaggieMay]

Ok one more and then I'll shut up.

guy brings his wife to the doctor for an examination. afterwards, the doctor tells the man that his wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's disease, he can't be sure which. The man asks the doctor what he should do to which the doctor replies "throw her out of the car about 3 blocks from your house. if she finds her way home, don't fuck her".

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

Afternoon, all. Last week's Hump Day story was pre-empted by wrok. But I have time today, so here goes:

A prospector comes down from the mountains after working his claim for 2 years. He goes into a saloon, orders a drink, and asks if any sportin' women are available.

Bartender: "Sorry, we ain't got none in this town. But, for a small fee, I can arrange for you to get yer rocks off with old Joe."

"Joe? As in Joseph? Not Josephine? This "old Joe" is a man?"

"Fraid so, sir."

"No thanks! I don't go in for that sort of thing!" He downs his drink and heads back to the mountains.

A year later, the prospector comes down again, goes to the same saloon, and makes the same inquiry. Again, he's told that there are no women, but old Joe is still available. "Forget it," he says. "I done told you I don't go in for that sort of thing." He leaves again.

Third year, same thing. "Damn it," the prospector hollers. "How many times I gotta tell you that I don't go in for that sort of thing?!" Again, he leaves.

Fourth year, same thing, but now the prospector is getting desperate. "Hey," he asks the bartender, "if I take you up on this, only three people will know...you, me and old Joe, right?"

"Nope, seven," the bartender answers. "You, me, old Joe and the four guys who hold him down. He doesn't go in for that sort of thing either."

 

[MISKO]

you dont have to shut up aggs

 

[MaggieMay]

lmao North

 

[MaggieMay]

you dont have to shut up aggs

Iz just kiddin. I have no intention of shutting up

 

[MISKO]

lmao north

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

Glad y'all liked it. Gotta get back to wrok for a few. BBL.

 

[MaggieMay]

Did yinz ever eat these? They are really awesome. I just ate 2 bags....9 servings. Oink.

 

[Steelerin MS]

Lmao North.

 

[MaggieMay]

gotta go do some stuff. bbl

 

[MISKO]

these are good too aggs .. they are the bomb

 

[Steelersrie]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette with a pleased look on its face. The egg, frustrated, says "Well I guess we answered THAT question."

but they are both smoking in the picture....

 

[Steelersrie]

I have reached the age where I can't function without my glasses, especially when they're empty

Agreed!!

 

[Steelerin MS]

Time for me to fly. see y'all this evening maybe.