The new footy thread

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"The federal prosecutor's office said 44 raids were being held in Belgium and 13 more in France, Luxembourg, Cyprus, Montenegro, Serbia and Macedonia."

Not Singapore, though

That's good, we need those Singapore bookies (I've been told they're the best in the world).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Usain Bolt finally living out his dream of being a pro soccer player is what's got me happy today.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Well, that and this.

 

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here's another video of Bolt scoring...

 

[YankeeRebel]

Salt bae meets cocaine bae

So this is an alternative lifestyle post?

 

[forty_three]

Announcement soon: The Columbus Crew will be staying in Columbus.

Possible new stadium Downtown near Nationwide.

 

[gob]

Announcement soon: The Columbus Crew will be staying in Columbus.

Possible new stadium Downtown near Nationwide.

Thank you Haslem!

 

[forty_three]

Thank you Haslem!

Let's hope he's better at European Grass Diving football then he is at Fat Men Running Into Each Other And Falling Down football.

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

Canadian panenka

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Also on national team news, Julen Lopetegui, who was described by Pinto da Costa after firing him from Porto in January as "not having a fucking clue", is taking over Spain from Vicente del Bosque.

Hope Spanish folks like Cristian Tello and Alberto Bueno.

You heard it here two years ago but it took Real a whole two months to realize that Lopetegui does "not have a fucking clue".

Real Madrid set to sack Julen Lopetegui after just 12 games

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Welp, my escalator days are over.

Italy escalator collapse injures Russian football fans | DW | 23.10.2018

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Local media said the accident was caused because fans started jumping up and down and singing, with Italian news agency ANSA speculating they may have been drunk.

Some witnesses spoke of bottles and shards of glass lying around the scene.

Why do Italian journalists think alcohol makes escalators malfunction?

/Drinking in public is legal in Rome.

 

[puckhead]

 

[mattola]

 

[mattola]

What a waste of a talent with how this club was managed during this last year

Check out @WhitecapsFC’s Tweet:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Someone who thought i was shitting them that alphonso davies was my neighbour asked me today if i would get an autograph for him. lol

I asked why the sudden belief and he said i really need to get the laurel cut and then sent me this video

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Uh, those half time CL scores...

 

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