The new footy thread

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Messi wins no. 5, which is just fucking nuts. Last 8 Ballons d'Or been won by him and Ronaldo.

Bold prediction: Next pork chop to win the award won't be Ronnie.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

That's actually far closer between Messi and Ronaldo than I would've expected. This was the first time even Ronaldo stated there was no chance of him winning.

Neymar probably would've taken more votes had he not been a shit at Copa.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

WAIT A SEC !!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Real and Atletico get transfer bans

Well, this transfer window just got much more interesting.

 

[puckhead]

Report: Marco Pappa stabbed in incident with Miss Washington USA last month







this is also her stabbin' face

 

[dash]

Saints sign Charlie Austin from QPR for £4m - Hey, the guy scored 18 goals in the Premier League last season, even if he scores half that amount, it's a pretty good deal.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

is this the sky sports parody twitter account?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

WHOS THE RETIREMENT LEAGUE NOW, YOU MLS BITCHES??? lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

well done with the instagram handle kid

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

WHOS THE RETIREMENT LEAGUE NOW, YOU MLS BITCHES??? lol

Roma fans must be so happy this week. First Iturbe gone, then Garcia gone, now this.

 

[dash]

Saints sign Charlie Austin from QPR for £4m - Hey, the guy scored 18 goals in the Premier League last season, even if he scores half that amount, it's a pretty good deal.

Nice debut Charlie.

/Man, plenty of boos raining down at Old Trafford.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Couldn't they have just bought Porto and given us a few billion Euros

 

[jstewismybastardson]

what a joke of an offseason for MLS ... Ashley fucking Cole to Galaxy is the cherry on top

 

[forty_three]

Adidas forbids Bayern Munich star to practise Scientology

lol

 

[dash]

Adidas forbids Bayern Munich star to practise Scientology

lol

I didn't click the link, but is his name Thomas Kruisenheimer?

 

[dash]

Pep to Man City is done...

Manchester City can confirm that in recent weeks it has commenced and finalized contractual negotiations with Pep Guardiola to become MCFC Head Coach for the 2016/17 EPL season onwards.

The contract is for three years. These negotiations were a re-commencement of discussions that were curtailed in 2012.

Out of respect for Manuel Pellegrini and the players, the Club wishes to make its decision public to remove the unnecessary burden of speculation.

Manuel, who is fully supportive of the decision to make this communication, is entirely focused on achieving his targets for the season ahead and retains the respect and commitment of all involved with the leadership of the Club.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Please oh please let Mourinho take over United. I'll give anything for Pep and Jose to be managing teams in the same city.

 

[jstewismybastardson]