The Justin Shultz sweepstakes

[puckhead]

Jason Garrison, welcome to Vancouver

$$$$$$$$$$$$
we won't be highest bidder.

- Sami Salo, come on down
- yo Gragnani, remember when we told yo to fuckoff? about that.

Shultz: I have chosen Edmonton
Edmonton: We have traded Shultz to Columbus as part of a larger deal for Rick Nash
Shultz: What the......

terrific.

Official
@NHL_Oilers: The Edmonton Oilers have agreed to terms with Justin Schultz. More details to come.

boooooo. fuck 'em all.
oh well, he'd be a UFA in 2 yrs, right?



@HeleneStJames
So Justin Schultz engineers his way out of Anaheim to go to Edmonton. A Chris Pronger reverse move.

 

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Originally Posted by @HeleneStJames
So Justin Schultz engineers his way out of Anaheim to go to Edmonton. A Chris Pronger reverse move.

 

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Now I know why Feaster brought Sarich back...Last year's target was Taylor Hall and this year's target is Justin Schultz.

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[puckhead]

@adater: From a player who shall go unnamed: "(Schultz) better strap on his helmet pretty tight."

it's true, he had better had pretty thick skin.
no fault of his own, but that was a pretty big hub-bub over a rook.
will be getting all sorts of attention his first time through the league.

I'm still disappointed we didn't get him though.
really thought we had the inside track.

 

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I really hope Bartschi burns him bad the first time the Flames and Oil meet next season...

 

[mattola]

phone rings

Shultz: "Hello"
Wayne: "Hi this is wayne gretzky you should join the oilers"
Shultz: "Holy crap ok"
hangs up
Phone Rings
Bettman: "Hello"
Wayne: "Yeah its Wayne, I did what you asked to finally get a prized free agent to Edmonton, that Jason Schmotz kid is signing there. Now pay me my money"
Bettman: "Thanks Wayne Im sure that the Oile..."
Wayne: "MY MONEY"
Bettman: "As soon as the Coyotes have their stable ownership"
Wayne: "Fufufufuufufufuuuuuuuu"

 

[mattola]

Oilers Press conference

Tamby: "We would like to introduce the newest Edmonton Oiler Justin Shultz"
Press: "Steve can you tell us about him"
Tamby: "Im told that he can skate well, play both ends and really break out with a nice pass"
Press: "What do you think made Edmonton the difference in signing him"
Tamby: "Im told that it was a combination of the players of Hall, RNH, and others that he was excited to play here"
Press look at each other with puzzled looks
Press: "Steve how did the meetings go in Toronto"
Tamby: "Im told that our new coach made a really nice presentation"
Press: "You were told?, did you not actively partake in the discussions"
Tamby: "Im told that I was not"
Press: "Um .... What are you plans for Canada Day"
Tamby: "Im told Im going on a nice camping long weekend"



end of press conference.

 

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Did Wayne promise Paulina Gretzky to Justin Schultz? That could have tipped the scales.

 

[banditshcky11]

Did Wayne promise Paulina Gretzky to Justin Schultz? That could have tipped the scales.

Yea I'd play for Edmonton for a shot at her.

 

[mattola]

Edmonton Oilers ‏@NHL_Oilers
#Oilers GM Steve Tambellini will host a news conference Sunday at 9am at Millennium Place officially introducing D Justin Schultz


why at 9 am? cause apparently HE has nothing better to do.. holy fuck how does he sleep at night knowing he is a puppet

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Edmonton Oilers ‏@NHL_Oilers
#Oilers GM Steve Tambellini will host a news conference Sunday at 9am at Millennium Place officially introducing D Justin Schultz


why at 9 am? cause apparently HE has nothing better to do.. holy fuck how does he sleep at night knowing he is a puppet

On NHL network they interviewed Tambellini he said the trade market could be just as busy as the UFA market in the coming days. Should be interesting.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oh well swing and a miss on schultz

Dont worry gillis, I'm hunting Shea weber for you . Didn't see him on the lake today but i got a year

 

[puckhead]

why at 9 am? cause apparently HE has nothing better to do.. holy fuck how does he sleep at night knowing he is a puppet

I was looking for the Rainier Wolfcastle one (I think it was from The Critic), but this will do.

 

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It's called McLowebellini - Let's Get Silly.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Next up for the Oilers will be Jagr and Bryce Salvador.

 

[esls79]

So, Tambellini knew they were getting Schultz which is why they didn't trade down with Columbus and take Murray and instead took Nail. Nice poker move, lets hope the Ducks don't have the tampering evidence.

 

[puckhead]

oh no you di'in't



@JustinSchultz7:
Loved the Battle of Alberta as a kid. Too bad Calgary has chosen to go to war with no weapons

 

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oh no you di'in't



@JustinSchultz7:
Loved the Battle of Alberta as a kid. Too bad Calgary has chosen to go to war with no weapons

Has this account been verified as belonging to Schultz? That's quite the opening salvo.

 

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Damien Cox ‏@DamoSpin
ANA GM Bob Murray on Justin Schultz: "He told us numerous times he wanted to play with us. He needed to just tell us the truth

At least the Flames managed to get a player in return for Tim Erixon spurning Calgary and going to play for the Rags...