The First SportsHoopla Hockey Roast

[flyersfan4706]

The idea of roasting one of our fellow hockey posters (or anybody on here I guess) first popped up when the original idea of the Hookies came up. Eloco just inspired me to do it so here we are now. Anybody up to it? If you are tell me that you are willing to get roasted.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Where's Dean?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Plase, IPW, call me Dean4706

 

[dare2be]

I'll have to sleep on it. If I wake up to my bed burning, I'll know why...

 

[flyersfan4706]

I'd really prefer one of the larger poster and here to step up to the plate. We have a lot of posters on here to feed. We may also need you to bath in marinade the day before the roast.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Plase, IPW, call me Dean4706

Oh, did the jokes already start?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Oh, did the jokes already start?

Well there is a Sabres fan in this thread.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Well there is a Sabres fan in this thread.

Lets get that mother fucker!

I know where he lives.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Lets get that mother fucker!

I know where he lives.

I know how to get him, too. Unfortunatly I dont have the correct lightbulb.

 

[Darkstone42]

Thanks to my obscene self-confidence, and the clear need to knock me down at least 47 pegs, I'm willing to be roasted sometime. But I feel we should start with someone bigger...

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Well it can't be a sabres fan, because that is just too easy

 

[flyersfan4706]

Thanks to my obscene self-confidence, and the clear need to knock me down at least 47 pegs, I'm willing to be roasted sometime. But I feel we should start with someone bigger...

Noted

 

[IPostedWhat]

Well it can't be a sabres fan, because that is just too easy

Poor Boss.

 

[flyersfan4706]

No horses either. They need to get with the fucking times and realize that the only place they are wanted is in rodeos and in Amish country, Neither palce is near a fucking computer.

 

[IPostedWhat]

No horses either. They need to get with the fucking times and realize that the only place they are wanted is in rodeos and in Amish country, Neither palce is near a fucking computer.

You just wait till the gas runs out or is over $20.00 a gallon.

I'm my own trasportation and I'm not having any stinking humans hitching a ride like it was the Wild West again.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Yeah fuck you, horse. Just wait until youre sold in microwavable packaging.

 

[Darkstone42]

Speaking of horses, Red Dead Redemption (or Grand Theft Horse, depending on how you view it) is a sweet game.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Fuck horses.

 

[ritari330]

I wanna get Roasted! maybe with a little salt and pepper.

But seroiusly I think it'd be fun

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Fuck horses.

quite the potty mouth on you in the wee hours