The first play of the Eagles season will be

[rmilia1]

Sam Bradford taking a snap, turning to hand the ball to Ryan Matthews. As Bradford turns he will rupture his Achilles. Matthews will gather the handoff, trip over Bradford and break his hip.. thats pretty much a guarantee.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Sam Bradford taking a snap, turning to hand the ball to Ryan Matthews. As Bradford turns he will rupture his Achilles. Matthews will gather the handoff, trip over Bradford and break his hip.. thats pretty much a guarantee.

A touch indelicate but fair, lol.

Eagles have somehow assembled the most injury prone backfield in NFL history. They can complete the Canton shrine with CJ Spiller.

 

[Uhsplit]

LMAO.
Nicely done.

 

[SoShady]

On the second play of the season. We have a butt fumble by Sanchez that Murray pulls a hammy as he tries to run down the defensive player as he scores a TD?

 

[packerzrule]

They will catch the defense off guard by punting on the first play.

 

[Southieinnc]

Cromartie and Revis tangle on a pick and both tear up knees.....

 

[gohusk]

• I think that we'll see the first in game trade ever on the first play. Chip will just have the dude swap jerseys. Hell, maybe he'll even try to trade the entire team!

 

[Rock Strongo]

could it go something like this?

 

[night]

...and Demarco Murray will tear his MCL going to one knee to pray for them.

 

[jarntt]

On the second play of the season. We have a butt fumble by Sanchez that Murray pulls a hammy as he tries to run down the defensive player as he scores a TD?

Sanchez fumbles, Murray recovers, turns upfield and fumbles himself...then pulls hammy...

 

[Southieinnc]

• I think that we'll see the first in game trade ever on the first play. Chip will just have the dude swap jerseys. Hell, maybe he'll even try to trade the entire team!

same as the "New Orleans Plan"?????

 

[zeke2829]

Sam Bradford taking a snap, turning to hand the ball to Ryan Matthews. As Bradford turns he will rupture his Achilles. Matthews will gather the handoff, trip over Bradford and break his hip.. thats pretty much a guarantee.

That's very funny, but you forgot 1 thing:

Prior to the game...... Bradford agrees to a 4 year 100 million $$ contract worth 60 million guaranteed!

 

[jarntt]

...followed up with a sign that says "what til next year!"

 

[Clayton]

That's very funny, but you forgot 1 thing:

Prior to the game...... Bradford agrees to a 4 year 100 million $$ contract worth 60 million guaranteed!

Yeah, the worst thing for the Eagles would be Bradford and Kelly going 8-8 next year and Bradford getting a contract extension

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

could it go something like this?

I will never understand how Sanchez didn't see #65 right in front of him... LOL ... I guess there was a slight crease to the right where it looked like a hole to run though... You can see him kinda looking that way...

 

[Southieinnc]

I will never understand how Sanchez didn't see #65 right in front of him... LOL ... I guess there was a slight crease to the right where it looked like a hole to run though... You can see him kinda looking that way...

I'm sure he saw him - right after he hit the "hole"

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

I'm sure he saw him - right after he hit the "hole"

I think he saw the end zone and was dreaming of glory.... But a massive chunk of human got in his way... ;]