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Snoogins .... before driving to his Magic Tournaments
You drink more than I do, vodka boy...
And you can look it up. having a few coors lights is not going to make a man of my dimensions over the limit.
rock's already beaten his chest for a long time over the beers he used to knock back at work on Fridays and then driven.
He's just humping on me because he thinks it gives him some moral high ground. But he forgets that eh's long since told us all the tales of how frequently he drives under the influence...
And you can keep calling me an "alcoholic" all you want.. doesn't make it any more true.
"hey guys, Snoogs said that he has a few beers after work almost every day. Let's all call him an alcoholic and make drunk jokes every day! It'll be a real hoot!!!
dude
you crave the devil juice so much you crack beers on the pike
on the way home to your family
No, i'm here to bury the Blue Jays because they're terrible
Their record to date is merely reflective of the things I was counting them out for long before they put up that record
The more you keep pretending that I just recently counted them out, the more obvious it becomes you're waving the
you trying to convince yourself that what you just said is true. you are a walking contradiction. and everyone who doesn't ride your coat tail knows it
