The AL's best team wins, Yanks and O's don't, and the bloodhound gang is murderous!

[cerealboi]

Ox is busting trolls. Or balling. Or something like that.

 

[Brocktagon]

all this r*pe talk is giving me a stubby right now. where the hell is pickles????

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

well, you didnt ask that 'question' so i couldnt answer it, ese.

Yes I did. Go back and read it again. I know, you can't answer the question, because it definitely throws a monkey wrench into the whole r*pe thing and "fearing for her life" doesnt it?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I've gotten a shit-ton of work done today by not bothering to read through this borefest.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

At least the chick in Georgia called the cops and quit school the following day the "r*pe" took place. She knew she was getting paid.

 

[Lord Scalious]

Has to be a better option at 3rd than Luis Cruz

And against LHP at first for Overbay

He is hitting .158

You sure about that?

 

[Paul Fizzle]

big ben's beef jerkey >>> kate upton

That's because Ben's jerky is low in fat .... unlike miss Upton

 

[cerealboi]

all this r*pe talk is giving me a stubby right now. where the hell is pickles????

Have you checked in at the other site? I strolled over there yesterday afternoon to peer through the window and they weren't having nearly as much fun as us.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Nice fucking 1st inning Maholm.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I've gotten a shit-ton of work done today by not bothering to read through this borefest.

Those burgers aren't gonna flip themselves

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Nice fucking 1st inning Maholm.

Atlanta .500's struggling today?

 

[cerealboi]

He is hitting .158

You sure about that?

You forgot the pin-stripe honor and tradition effect. Duh.

 

[Lord Scalious]

You forgot the pin-stripe honor and tradition effect. Duh.

So .120 instead?

 

[Brocktagon]

does this make sense?

"kate upton just shoved a finger in my ass. pay me because i said so."

no it doesn't.

why?

because if kate upton stuck a finger in my ass i'd be paying her.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Atlanta .500's struggling today?

1st place from start to finish. I need Down to keep saying bad things about Justin Upton this week.

 

[nynasty]

You forgot the pin-stripe honor and tradition effect. Duh.

"It works 60% of the time...every time!"

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

He is hitting .158

You sure about that?

Yes

Luis Cruz is batting .130 and has a track record of being a .130 hitter

I'll take my chances in the better track record

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

does this make sense?

"kate upton just shoved a finger in my ass. pay me because i said so."

no it doesn't.

why?

because if kate upton stuck a finger in my ass i'd be paying her.

Depends how much money she has, I might take her to court or ask her to give me money to keep my silence that she's a tad bit unusual in the sack.

"Well you see your honor, she said she would let me titty fuck her and vesuvious on her face, but she first wanted to put her thumb in my ass, pull it out and smell her thumb, what would you do"?

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

1st place from start to finish. I need Down to keep saying bad things about Justin Upton this week.

could happen, ride that hot start to a playoff appearance

Sox did that in 2004, I think

played .500 ball for four months or more of the season

and the Nats don't look interested in winning a division

and speaking of the Nats........they really fucked themselves by shutting Strasberg down for the postseason.....they might have a ring if they let him pitch

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You forgot the pin-stripe honor and tradition effect. Duh.

That too