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WrestleMania 7- Review
When I was younger, I used to like watching the first half of WrestleMania 7 on my VCR... and much like the rest of you, start to draft a little bit come the second half. But my criticism of this event will be about the whole show. That's lucky for you... and unlucky for me.
Best Match: Randy Savage vs. Ultimate Warrior in a "Career-Ending Match" (You can cite the careful planning by Savage, or Warrior doing his best, or that whole thing with Miss Elizabeth after the match. Either way, this match'll get you every time.)
Worst match: Earthquake vs. Greg Valentine, the Main Event (Tie) (At first, I thought Earthquake vs. Valentine was going to run away with this. I mean, a year earlier John Tenta looked like a boss in Toronto. And now Greg is kicking his butt for the majority of this 4-minute match? DAMMIT, HOGAN! And then I remembered watching the main event... and how BORED with it I was.)
Most pleasant surprise: British Bulldog vs. Warlord (Despite these 2 guys being HUGE, this match moved at a good clip and both of them worked their @$$ off. Nice job, lads!)
Biggest disappointment: Legion of Doom vs. Power and Glory (Let me get this straight, WWF. You had 14 matches on this card?! Why didn't you just give Power and Glory [who was pretty good back then] more time against the Legion of Doom, instead of them getting pounded in 58 seconds? It would have been better than Bravo vs. Tornado and Santana vs. Mountie.)
Main Event: Hulk Hogan defeats Sgt. Slaughter for the WWF World Title (Just watch OSW's review of WrestleMania 7. They've done a better job than I can possibly do of tearing this awful [and exploitative] match apart.)
Other notes: Of course, this was where the Undertaker started his 21-match winning streak at WrestleMania.
- Hey, folks! Did you know that Genichiro Tenryu was a 3-time Triple Crown winner in Japan? Neither did WWF (apparently), as his first WWF match was at this event against a handicapped (no Ax) Demolition team.
- Regis joined Monsoon and Heenan to comment on the main event, and he shatters kay-fabe while doing so. It is AWESOME.
Bottom line: Nostalgia can be a dangerous thing sometimes. But now that I'm older and wiser, I've realized (with a little help from OSW Review) that this event is one of the weaker WrestleMania's in terms of in-ring quality.
Will WrestleMania 8 be better? I guess we'll see...
When I was younger, I used to like watching the first half of WrestleMania 7 on my VCR... and much like the rest of you, start to draft a little bit come the second half. But my criticism of this event will be about the whole show. That's lucky for you... and unlucky for me.
WrestleMania 7
From the L.A Sports Arena
Attendance: 15,500 (PPV buys: 400,000)
Celebrity count: Willie Nelson (He did a good job singing "America the Beautiful"), Regis Philbin (Good), Marla Maples (Who?), Alex Trebeck (OK), Chuck Norris (in the crowd), George Steinbrenner (He was there for some weird "instant-replay" segment), Lou Ferigno (also in the crowd), and Donald Trump (Oh! NOW I know how Marla Maples got here).From the L.A Sports Arena
Attendance: 15,500 (PPV buys: 400,000)
Best Match: Randy Savage vs. Ultimate Warrior in a "Career-Ending Match" (You can cite the careful planning by Savage, or Warrior doing his best, or that whole thing with Miss Elizabeth after the match. Either way, this match'll get you every time.)
Worst match: Earthquake vs. Greg Valentine, the Main Event (Tie) (At first, I thought Earthquake vs. Valentine was going to run away with this. I mean, a year earlier John Tenta looked like a boss in Toronto. And now Greg is kicking his butt for the majority of this 4-minute match? DAMMIT, HOGAN! And then I remembered watching the main event... and how BORED with it I was.)
Most pleasant surprise: British Bulldog vs. Warlord (Despite these 2 guys being HUGE, this match moved at a good clip and both of them worked their @$$ off. Nice job, lads!)
Biggest disappointment: Legion of Doom vs. Power and Glory (Let me get this straight, WWF. You had 14 matches on this card?! Why didn't you just give Power and Glory [who was pretty good back then] more time against the Legion of Doom, instead of them getting pounded in 58 seconds? It would have been better than Bravo vs. Tornado and Santana vs. Mountie.)
Main Event: Hulk Hogan defeats Sgt. Slaughter for the WWF World Title (Just watch OSW's review of WrestleMania 7. They've done a better job than I can possibly do of tearing this awful [and exploitative] match apart.)
Other notes: Of course, this was where the Undertaker started his 21-match winning streak at WrestleMania.
- Hey, folks! Did you know that Genichiro Tenryu was a 3-time Triple Crown winner in Japan? Neither did WWF (apparently), as his first WWF match was at this event against a handicapped (no Ax) Demolition team.
- Regis joined Monsoon and Heenan to comment on the main event, and he shatters kay-fabe while doing so. It is AWESOME.
Bottom line: Nostalgia can be a dangerous thing sometimes. But now that I'm older and wiser, I've realized (with a little help from OSW Review) that this event is one of the weaker WrestleMania's in terms of in-ring quality.
Will WrestleMania 8 be better? I guess we'll see...