Thank God for the Bruins, because the Red Sox are...

[gener8tr]

Okay

Funky numbers time

Pedroia must be sucking

His uniform was covered in grass stains last night... and they played on turf.

 

[nynasty]

Have you seen your roster? Everyday is old timers day at Fraudkee* Stadium

Pineda starting rehab this week.

Dialing it up to 95 in extended ST.


This may be a win yet!

 

[cerealboi]

Okay

Funky numbers time

Pedroia must be sucking

He's doing okay for not being a client of biogenesis.

 

[Kate Upton]

.846 OPS

hitting .338

4th in the AL

hi dirt

Do Ellsbury

 

[blade]

The marijuana legalization makes sense, though. No reason why it should be treated any differently than alcohol....

Alcohol is taxed 20.25% in Washington State. I'm guessing marijuana is subjected to the same tax rate.

 

[chappee11]

FYI....Manny Machado is a future MVP....

 

[PeteNYC]

What does a guy have to do to be sent to the minors?

Cause he sure as shit would like to know

Too many pink jerseys with his name on it and signs asking him to marry him for them to send him down.

And that's just the male fans!!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Pineda starting rehab this week.

Dialing it up to 95 in extended ST.


This may be a win yet!

hes gotta be near 40 now right?

you guys got him in 1999 in a trade

 

[chappee11]

Pineda starting rehab this week.

Dialing it up to 95 in extended ST.


This may be a win yet!

I just need to know if he's throwing harder than Brackman or Betances.

 

[chappee11]

Alcohol is taxed 20.25% in Washington State. I'm guessing marijuana is subjected to the same tax rate.

Sounds good to me. Why not make that revenue?

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Too many pink jerseys with his name on it and signs asking him to marry him for them to send him down.

And that's just the male fans!!

Pete seems angry.

He must be out of Dutchmasters cigars again.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Brian McCann for Starling Marte...

Who wins that trade in 5X5 roto that starts two catchers?

 

[PeteNYC]

Dustin Pedroia fWAR = 1.6

Robinson Cano fWAR = 1.5


WOOT

Okay, Not sure how to calculate fWAR but whatever it measures, it's clearly worthless.

Is there anyone on the planet that would still take Peds over Cano?

It's not even a debate any more? is it?

Guys, starting a team today, who do you want at 3B - Longoria or Nixx?

Nixx is an excellent defender and plays hard, gets dirty.

 

[blade]

Pineda starting rehab this week.

Dialing it up to 95 in extended ST.


This may be a win yet!

Pineda on the DL > Montero on the active roster.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I just need to know if he's throwing harder than Brackman or Betances.

Yankee BP all homegrown, haven't given up a run in 27 weeks

 

[BUCCS469]

What did i miss... i bet nothing

if your talking about the last 20 years of blue jays baseball......you would be correct

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Its true, and Chappee jumping in on the "lets hate on RG3" bandwagon is crystal clear evidence.

OF course making fun of Tom Brady is just so much more fun.

Brady was rated the #2 QB in the NFL today on CBS...

Roethlisberger was 1 spot higher than Romo...

 

[Zig]

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.


The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.

 

[PeteNYC]

Pete seems angry.

He must be out of Dutchmasters cigars again.

Please, please tell me that you think Dutchmasters are "high falutten" cigars and you are trying to mock me.

"oh, that PeteNYC, always on time with his Casio watch" - Sake Sherman, Tabacconist to the World

 

[blade]

Okay, Not sure how to calculate fWAR but whatever it measures, it's clearly worthless.

Is there anyone on the planet that would still take Peds over Cano?

It's not even a debate any more? is it?

Guys, starting a team today, who do you want at 3B - Longoria or Nixx?

Nixx is an excellent defender and plays hard, gets dirty.

One Pitch has uWAR* of 93.82

*uWAR = umpireWAR