Teams that need new mascots

[Used 2 B Hu]

If either the name sucks, or the actual character does.

I'll start with the Amarillo Sox:



Yep. That is an actual mascot. Or at least, it was...too many puritanical fans complained, so they canned it after one day. But they replaced it with Mr. Met's anorexic cousin, apparently:



Uhh, anorexic in the head, not the gut

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I think this is the mascot for the Nutley (NJ) AA team:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Both the name and mascot need "changing" for the Kingdom City Pants-wetters (on the right):

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

The Surfside Sharkhumpers was a cool name, but their mascot was just a deer -- that humped sharks. Kind of lame.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Uhhh...you're doing it wrong:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

@moxie should really like this one:



The Crazy Crab was actually a SF Giants mascot that was deemed too creepy, so they gave him a makeover:



Much better, right?

 

[moxie]

@moxie should really like this one:

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The Crazy Crab was actually a SF Giants mascot that was deemed too creepy, so they gave him a makeover:

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Much better, right?

People friggin' hated him. Booed and threw shit at him

 

[BigRedMoe]

The Surfside Sharkhumpers was a cool name, but their mascot was just a deer -- that humped sharks. Kind of lame.

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Hey, don't knock it 'til you hump it.

 

[tabascojet]

dont forget the queens anteaters......

....i think jeter is part owner

 

[broncosmitty]

Good nests in Laurel Hill, so I'm told.

But I find the stick offensive.

 

[broncosmitty]

Can't find a pick, but the Leopard only has one arm.

 

[Rockinkuwait]

School near me is the Brush Beetdiggers. They actually played a HS football game on ESPN a while back of the oddest mascot teams.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

People friggin' hated him. Booed and threw shit at him

Why would anyone hate a giant pubic parasite parading around a ballpark?

 

[obxyankeefan]

I give you the Butte Pirates

 

[Villain]

I know we're in the MLB forum, but...



Jesus Christ, why am I a fan of this team? Nothing fits a nautically-named team like the "Clippers" more than an endangered bird in safety gear, right?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I know we're in the MLB forum, but...

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Jesus Christ, why am I a fan of this team? Nothing fits a nautically-named team like the "Clippers" more than an endangered bird in safety gear, right?

That's just...wow...it's like the bird is Shortbus 'Tarded or something

 

[packerzrule]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

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Dahell is that!?!?!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

 

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