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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon
Some of these are pretty good:
• No matter which player’s data you plug into his top secret proprietary formula, the result always just spells out BOOBIES on his calculator.
•He designed a fancy database to crunch the numbers on every major trade made by any NHL team over the past few years, but it keeps crashing whenever it gets to Winnipeg because it can’t divide by zero.
•When you jokingly ask him where his pocket protector is, he replies “Nobody I know has used a pen since 1993, but cutting-edge reference there, grandpa.”
• Every time he tries to type the word “analytics”, he gets four letters in and then starts giggling so hard he has an asthma attack.
Down Goes Brown: Signs you've hired a bad advanced stats guy
• No matter which player’s data you plug into his top secret proprietary formula, the result always just spells out BOOBIES on his calculator.
•He designed a fancy database to crunch the numbers on every major trade made by any NHL team over the past few years, but it keeps crashing whenever it gets to Winnipeg because it can’t divide by zero.
•When you jokingly ask him where his pocket protector is, he replies “Nobody I know has used a pen since 1993, but cutting-edge reference there, grandpa.”
• Every time he tries to type the word “analytics”, he gets four letters in and then starts giggling so hard he has an asthma attack.
Down Goes Brown: Signs you've hired a bad advanced stats guy