Series Thread: Tampa Bay Lightnings vs Columbus Blue Jackets

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I translated for ya. Gonna pass on your offer.

I’m sorry that you’re fat and your special lady friend is ugly.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You sure? Sounded intriguing

He’s just being coy. The moment he read my post, he reached for his bowling pin and jar of Crisco.

 

[elocomotive]

I’m sorry that you’re fat and your special lady friend is ugly.

Yeah, I could stand to lose a few pounds. But at least I'm not fucking ignorant.

 

[BGDave]

Yeah, I could stand to lose a few pounds. But at least I'm not fucking ignorant.

Probably no point in engaging with one of the Deliverance cast

 

[gob]

He’s just being coy. The moment he read my post, he reached for his bowling pin and jar of Crisco.

Yeah, I could stand to lose a few pounds. But at least I'm not fucking ignorant.

Let's all just focus on the fact that Pittsburgh got swept out.

 

[elocomotive]

Probably no point in engaging with one of the Deliverance cast

People who use that language need to be reminded they are not acceptable anymore. It's the same as the "n" word. Vigilance required.

 

[forty_three]

Narrative going into game 1:
LIGHTNING IN FOUR

Game 2:
THEY GOT LUCKY! LIGHTNING IN 5

Game 3:
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR?

Game 4:
REVERSE SWEEP

Today:

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Fuck yes, muthafucka.

Title Towns. Four ships, pulling into the harbor.

Blue Jackets
Indians
Buckeyes
Browns

Book market.

O H

The harbor is on fire, the ships burn down. All is right with the world.

/Ok the Browns might be good and their division is even worse than the AL Central.

 

[gob]

The harbor is on fire, the ships burn down. All is right with the world.

/Ok the Browns might be good and their division is even worse than the AL Central.

Browns will brown

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Browns will brown

I'd usually think that but their division is steamy trash at the moment.

Everyone's gotta get good sometime.

 

[DragonfromTO]

This lesser human being will hold you down and fuck your ass until you say, “uncle.”

No eye contact though, because that would be gay.

My understanding is that if you're looking to get out of military service in certain Middle Eastern countries your face has to be clearly identifiable and you have to be catching. You're in the clear here.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I'd usually think that but their division is steamy trash at the moment.

Everyone's gotta get good sometime.

Or this is just how they let you down, one last time

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'd usually think that but their division is steamy trash at the moment.

Everyone's gotta get good sometime.

I'm still waiting...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm still waiting...

*dusts off journals from 2004-2016*

Sometimes there's a lot of waiting.

 

[forty_three]

I'd usually think that but their division is steamy trash at the moment.

Everyone's gotta get good sometime.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

At least it ain't on fire. Yet.

 

[forty_three]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, I could stand to lose a few pounds. But at least I'm not fucking ignorant.

But you are, tubby.

 

[dare2be]

The swamp has been refilled.

Turn off the personal attacks.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

People who use that language need to be reminded they are not acceptable anymore. It's the same as the "n" word. Vigilance required.

The internet is a safer place thanks to people like you