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How do you know so much about prison r*pe?

Lol. Have a buddy who used to be a state corrections officer years ago. He left after 6 years to pursue a career as an aviator in the Army. When some at work used prison r*pe as a simile he said "don't think you want to compare anything to that."

He would then give a few accounts and everyone shut up in stunned silence.
 

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It's tough to swallow..... I can take some losses, but this is tough to process. The Twins are making them look like a AA team on a nightly basis. The Twins!
"Prison r*pe" and "tough to swallow"? Dude cancel HBO.
 

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Lol. Have a buddy who used to be a state corrections officer years ago. He left after 6 years to pursue a career as an aviator in the Army. When some at work used prison r*pe as a simile he said "don't think you want to compare anything to that."

He would then give a few accounts and everyone shut up in stunned silence.
Hope Crawler misses this post
 

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Despite this absolute nosedive of a stretch, the Rangers go into the break with the best record in the AL and the largest divisional lead in franchise history.
 

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Oh, it's his turn, so I have no problem with him playing. I just don't like the way he slaps the mitt on the ground at the last moment, often angles the palm downward, and wiggles the mitt around everywhere. Everything he does goes against the basic fundamentals taught to catchers. Compare him to Wilson or even the Twins catcher and it's very noticeable.

I agree. Interesting my son mentioned something similar couple of games ago .
 

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Despite this absolute nosedive of a stretch, the Rangers go into the break with the best record in the AL and the largest divisional lead in franchise history.
The downturn started right after that 7 hour rain delayed game in NY.
 

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Too bad we don't play you guys all the time. : ) J/k good luck the rest of the way.
 

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Tough stretch of games. Really thought the plug should have been pulled sooner on AJ but yes probably would not have mattered. Yu got touched up a little although only saw headlines. Maybe he is pitching Saturday. We can definitely use a shot in the arm. Will have him and Kela back and I think we deal for another SP. Banny looked a little ticked on his postgame comments Completely warranted
 

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Glad I missed this one and glad this stretch of games is over. Hope the get back to playing good baseball after the break. This shit haas been hard to watch lately
 

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Looks like this ump didnt help our pitchers much today, but that obviously isn't why we lost
 

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Darvish had a decent outing. He threw 72 pitches in 5 innings. Kela had a good inning. It will be good to get those two guys back after the break.

Brinson appears to be picking up steam after his latest shoulder problems. I hope he is completely well now. In his 9 games since returning he has 2 HR, 2 triples and a double. He is slugging .636 in those games.
 

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Too bad we don't play you guys all the time. : ) J/k good luck the rest of the way.
Thanks. You always play us tough in Target. You just caught us with 3 starters on the DL. But that's baseball. Rangers had to crack a few eggs to get to 54 wins. Just hoping we have another few dozen eggs in the fridge for the second half.:-)
 

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Glad I missed this one and glad this stretch of games is over. Hope the get back to playing good baseball after the break. This shit haas been hard to watch lately
Yeah was out too. Took the family to see Finding Dory. Wish I could forget the last two weeks of baseball like Dory forgets. :-)
 
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