Vadered
Future Flyer Cup-Winner
I'm not a fan of either team,let them beat the hell out of each other and end in a draw
No. This is unacceptable. I find the very idea of this sickening in every fiber of my being; part of me literally recoils at the very concept of the Giants not losing this game. Were a man to shoot me seventeen times, I might feel for him almost half as much loathing as I feel for the Giants. They are the NFL team equivalent of diarrhea, a foul conglomerate of feces and odor and disease that serves no purpose but to nauseate and sicken. They are a turd wrapped in toejam covered in vomit contained in a festering boil.
Let me be succinct: Fuck the Giants.
Let me be less succinct: Fuck the Giants and the horse they rode in on. I hate the Giants completely and totally. I hate their stupid fucking two-letter logo. I hate their stupid fucking name, which sounds like a high school football team that never makes the state playoffs. I hate their stupid fucking stadium, which is in the Meadowlands, apparently because whoever named it thought, wow this place would make a way better meadow than a football stadium, and boy were they right. I hate their stupid fucking younger brother quarterback and his stupid fucking plastic hair. I hate their stupid fucking front office, who, upon learning their team would be going to the Super Bowl, immediately sent out "You don't get tickets" e-mails to most of their season ticket holders. I hate their stupid fucking city, which thinks it is awesome but doesn't realize it's named after an old shitty place in England. I hate their stupid fucking uniforms, which... okay, I guess the unis are fine, but I hate them anyway. I hate their stupid fucking coach Tom Coughlin and his stupid fucking frostbitten face. I hate their stupid fucking team and every stupid fucking player, coach, and supporting member on or associated with it, and while I would not wish them pushed off a bridge into a half-frozen river to die an icy death, I wouldn't complain about a light dunking.
I. FUCKING. HATE. THE GIANTS.
That is all.
(PS: The above is mostly for entertainment and is not intended to be taken as an actual opinion or vindictiveness.)
(PPS: But seriously, fuck those guys.)