Game Thread: Superbowl 50: Carolina Panthers vs Denver Broncos 630 EST CBS

[darken65]

Exactly. They're just afraid of having a sharp object that close. Pussies.

Shave 'em often then?

 

[Jakology]

Shave 'em often then?

Nah. Maybe once a month. Unless she wants to shave them for me.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Pretty good. I like their Rye stuff too.

I've had their rye and agree with you. I also like Sazerac rye, but that's not easy for me to find around here.

The Bulleit is pretty good. Not as sweet as Makers, which I think I might like.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Shave 'em often then?

Once a week or more for me.

The amount of time a woman will spend with your balls in her mouth is inversely proportional to the amount of hair you have on them. It's scientific.

 

[Mondo Jay]

I've had their rye and agree with you. I also like Sazerac rye, but that's not easy for me to find around here.

The Bulleit is pretty good. Not as sweet as Makers, which I think I might like.

Exactly. I couldn't get Sazerac consistently so I switched to Bulleit.

 

[DJ]

Shaving nads? Good liuck with that one!

You have to be very careful and have a steady hand.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Exactly. I couldn't get Sazerac consistently so I switched to Bulleit.

Can you find Buffalo Trace consistently? That's been dry around here. Made at the same place as Sazerac. I think they have a shitty business model.

 

[DJ]

Once a week or more for me.

The amount of time a woman will spend with your balls in her mouth is inversely proportional to the amount of hair you have on them. It's scientific.

I'm loving the new GF, a cute 31yo. At times I'm a little concerned with the age difference but she doesn't even give me grief about a day like today. She went to Planet Fitness and is now grocery shopping. She may be a keeper, the elusive "the one".

 

[darken65]

You have to be very careful and have a steady hand.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm loving the new GF, a cute 31yo. At times I'm a little concerned with the age difference but she doesn't even give me grief about a day like today. She went to Planet Fitness and is now grocery shopping. She may be a keeper, the elusive "the one".

Good for you, Deej. I hope it works out for you.

 

[Mondo Jay]

Can you find Buffalo Trace consistently? That's been dry around here. Made at the same place as Sazerac. I think they have a shitty business model.

Yeah, that one is more available here.

 

[NEPatsfan]

I'm loving the new GF, a cute 31yo. At times I'm a little concerned with the age difference but she doesn't even give me grief about a day like today. She went to Planet Fitness and is now grocery shopping. She may be a keeper, the elusive "the one".

Or a bunny boiler.

 

[Mondo Jay]

I still have a 1/2 bottle of Pappy 15. I may just have to take a pregame swig of that...

 

[DJ]

Good for you, Deej. I hope it works out for you.

Me too. God help me if she wants more kids.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

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Someone on here -- I forget who -- has a pretty hilarious story about attempting to use that shit on his balls. He didn't follow the directions and it didn't end well.

 

[DJ]

Or a bunny boiler.

We're in the honeymoon stages of getting to know each other and dating but she hasn't given any warning signs yet.

 

[Mondo Jay]

We're in the honeymoon stages of getting to know each other and dating but she hasn't given any warning signs yet.

Does she know you did pron?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I still have a 1/2 bottle of Pappy 15. I may just have to take a pregame swig of that...

Yeah, Champ.

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it.

 

[DJ]

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I sense a bad time with that.

 

[DJ]

Need the Canadiens to beat the 'Canes......come on guys!!!