Game Thread: Superbowl 50: Carolina Panthers vs Denver Broncos 630 EST CBS

[Fountain City Blues]

Is it opening day yet?

 

[NEPatsfan]

Is it opening day yet?

When do the Stanley Cup Playoffs start?

 

[Fountain City Blues]

When do the Stanley Cup Playoffs start?

Is March Madness here yet?

 

[Jakology]

Is it opening day yet?

I can understand that. Seeing your most hated rival in the SB is one of the worst feelings. I was pretty fucking pissed last year. Still can't believe the Seahawks didn't run the ball.

 

[DJ]

Ignoring somebody is basically proving to everybody that either you have tGheys, or you have a vagina.

If I had a vagina.....I doubt I'd ever leave the house. I'd get a job working from home and would keep a cucumber/dildo firnly implanted in that sumbitch.....I'd also be trying to suck my own nipples on those DDD titties......

#IJS

 

[Fountain City Blues]

I can understand that. Seeing your most hated rival in the SB is one of the worst feelings. I was pretty fucking pissed last year. Still can't believe the Seahawks didn't run the ball.

Bleh, I'll get over it. If the Chiefs don't piss down their legs the first 2 months and they wouldn't have to beat NE on the road. The 2014 WS though, that'd drive me up the wall in a way only the 2015 WS could remedy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Broncos +12? WTF?

Afternoon, Slinky.

It's a teaser bet. You pick two outcomes, in this case, a bronco's win and the under, and you get a six point advantage for both. So, when I placed the bet, the standard line was Den +6 and 45 u/o. I took the teaser so it moved the line to +12 and 51 o/u.

With most bookies, if you split the outcomes, you lose and the vig is 20% instead of 10%.

 

[Jakology]

Bleh, I'll get over it. If the Chiefs don't piss down their legs the first 2 months and they wouldn't have to beat NE on the road. The 2014 WS though, that'd drive me up the wall in a way only the 2015 WS could remedy.

I'm a Cubs fan. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If I had a vagina.....I doubt I'd ever leave the house. I'd get a job working from home and would keep a cucumber/dildo firnly implanted in that sumbitch.....I'd also be trying to suck my own nipples on those DDD titties......

#IJS

You could always stuff that cucumber in your ass.

 

[Keystone]

He had the least to do with the win over NE. It was Denver's def. that won the game, not Peyton. Keep in mind one of those passing TDs was on an extremely short field, due to the Def.

Manning was 17/32, not exactly lighting it up.

Peytons drives were as follows,

1st half
83 TD
4 punt
-4 fumble
41 punt
16 TD
5 punt
-4 punt
23 FG

2nd half
-5 punt
34 punt
-1 punt
48 FG
3 punt
0 punt
-1 end of game (this one obviously doesn't really count)

Patriots tie that game and the probability of Patriots winning goes way up in OT.

That win belongs to Denver's Def. and them alone.

Had Pat's tied the game could easily have turned in their favor but question Patriots odd's going up because they took the game to OT. Bronco's won all 3 of their OT games this year.

Bronco's defense no question won us the game, that along with Manning's 2nd qtr TD to Daniels.

I'm feeling a Bronco win today..

 

[DJ]

Yeah, and the fact is he threw for 2 TDs and didn't make the big mistake against the Pats. So whether you like it or not, the fact is that Peyton played well enough to win.

He didn't have a great regular season at all but he's basically played mistake free football this postseason.....I think his defense is a huge reason he's here but ignoring his play is just foolish. He hasn't made the boneheaded plays this postseason that he has in other playoffs.

 

[DJ]

From what I have seen this season I think the Denver D can somewhat contain Cam, force some fumbles, make him get rid of the ball early.. I don't think the word blowout will be used at the end of the game today

Cam hasn't faced a defense like this.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

I'm a Cubs fan. Consider yourself lucky.

It's nice to not have rubes in the FO. Not a fan of the Sharks FO, but I am no Hockey savant so

 

[DJ]

It's a teaser bet. You pick two outcomes, in this case, a bronco's win and the under, and you get a six point advantage for both. So, when I placed the bet, the standard line was Den +6 and 45 u/o. I took the teaser so it moved the line to +12 and 51 o/u.

With most bookies, if you split the outcomes, you lose and the vig is 20% instead of 10%.

That's fucking awesome.

 

[darken65]

I planned on waxing my nads tonight but I guess I could watch this game thing going on.

 

[The Derski]

Cuz I'm so smooth

 

[NEPatsfan]

Why are the Obama's on TV right now, and have we actually confirmed Michelle isn't actually a man in drag. My gosh the hands and that adams apple. WTF

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That's fucking awesome.

A lot of people consider teasers to be a sucker's bet.

I made a killing last year taking two teasers:

Pats and the over
Pats and the under

Won both. Fun game. Thanks, Pete Carrol.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Why are the Obama's on TV right now, and have we actually confirmed Michelle isn't actually a man in drag. My gosh the hands and that adams apple. WTF

Where's RoboRubio when you need him?

 

[The Derski]

I think I'll go to del taco and order 20 tacos in preparation of the puppy bowl