Stephen A. Smith: If Tom Brady Farted They'd Call it Perfume in Boston

[HammerDown]

 

[Money]

I think it's common knowledge that the majority of Patriots' fans would throw the entire Patriots' organization under a bus in their defense of Brady.

 

[Lance Armstrong]

hahaha Bill Simmons and Katie Nolan can confirm this is true.

 

[Balljim55]

Excuse me but HOF QBs do not fart

 

[skinzfan]

 

[HammerDown]

In before scared, insecure Patriots fan makes stale, incredibly-not-clever joke about Peyton Manning's hair (or lack thereof).

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Tom Brady butt air... mmmmmmz.

Wonder how much someone could get for that on Ebay.

"You are bidding on a rare collector's item! During a Tom Brady interview on field Tom Brady could be visibly heard passing gas. A towel boy quickly ran in and captured some of the air surrounding Tom Brady's butt in this glass jar. You are bidding on the jar only in this auction and a certificate of authenticity! Act now as this wont last and add this truly one of a kind item to your sports memorabilia collection!"

 

[redseat]

and we really should be trusting a guy with a name "@rod_god"

 

[Cyder]

It doesn't matter how old I get...Farts = funny

 

[beardown07]

That's nothing compared to what they(himself included) think of his jizz.

 

[Delphic1]

Can't wait until Brady* retires and everyone in New England be like, "But we ahh Red Sawx fans!"

 

[sonnyblack65]

Can't wait until Brady* retires and everyone in New England be like, "But we ahh Red Sawx fans!"

I watched the Pats for 30 years before Brady was on the team and sure I'll be watching for 30 more after he retires. Fuck baseball, unless I can't sleep and it puts me right out

 

[Money]

I watched the Pats for 30 years before Brady was on the team and sure I'll be watching for 30 more after he retires. Fuck baseball, unless I can't sleep and it puts me right out

There just aren't many like you Sonny.

 

[Wamu]

It doesn't matter how old I get...Farts = funny

Farts are shit w/o the mess!

-George Carlin

 

[RobToxin]

 

[jarntt]

There just aren't many like you Sonny.

Well, not still alive at least

 

[Delphic1]

I watched the Pats for 30 years before Brady was on the team and sure I'll be watching for 30 more after he retires. Fuck baseball, unless I can't sleep and it puts me right out

Sure, you did.

 

[Psych-Ward]

I watched the Pats for 30 years before Brady was on the team and sure I'll be watching for 30 more after he retires. Fuck baseball, unless I can't sleep and it puts me right out

Take a deep breath @sonnyblack65 .....

Remember you blood pressure Buddy!!!!

 

[Psych-Ward]

My question to you @HammerDown , will there be an investigation for the ball boy sucking the air out of brady's ass also????

Will we be talking about ass-gate for the next two years???

 

[sonnyblack65]

Take a deep breath @sonnyblack65 .....

Remember you blood pressure Buddy!!!!

Psych why do you say that? My post had no rant or worked up, just saying that I have been watching Pats with some of the worst QB's and teams and will continue to do so, not a fair weather fan here