Tom Brady Getting A Lot of Action on the Female Date Circuit

[PolarVortex]

Apparently, Tom Brady is getting a lot of action in the available female circuit. But, also apparently, none of them are coming back for seconds. I guess he is still using deflated equipment.

 

[Edonidd]

He's a millionaire professional athlete, world famous. And supposedly relatively good looking to boot. Although I personally can't get past the chin.

Girls will literally date any of those things individually. And he's all of them. I can't believe it took Lois Lane star investigative reporter to figure out he could get a date.


And he was just married to billionaire Victorias Secret Supermodel who was known for being amongst the hottest of the hot even compared to other supermodels. You think he's gonna settle for some Applebee's waitress like Tiger? Sounds to me like a guy running through a bunch of available women and enjoying his retirement.

 

[Badger Nation]

Apparently, Tom Brady is getting a lot of action in the available female circuit. But, also apparently, none of them are coming back for seconds. I guess he is still using deflated equipment.

His ex-wife claimed he came up short in the bedroom.

 

[PolarVortex]

He's a millionaire professional athlete, world famous. And supposedly relatively good looking to boot. Although I personally can't get past the chin.

Girls will literally date any of those things individually. And he's all of them. I can't believe it took Lois Lane star investigative reporter to figure out he could get a date.


And he was just married to billionaire Victorias Secret Supermodel who was known for being amongst the hottest of the hot even compared to other supermodels. You think he's gonna settle for some Applebee's waitress like Tiger? Sounds to me like a guy running through a bunch of available women and enjoying his retirement.

Bundchen has been over the hill for 10 years, broi.

 

[Badger Nation]

Bundchen has been over the hill for 10 years, broi.

So has Brady.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Apparently, Tom Brady is getting a lot of action in the available female circuit. But, also apparently, none of them are coming back for seconds. I guess he is still using deflated equipment.

wooooOOOOOOOO!

 

[Debbie Does]

So has Brady.

When was his last Superbowl win? Less than ten years. Yeah, but less than ten years beats the shit out of me.

 

[Iggloo]

He’s an ok first date but Footlong Foles always gets the girl in the end

 

[fastforward]

Was "Female" needed in the thread title? Is something being implied here? Has he applied for any NFL coaching jobs per chance? Is he in line for a Bud Light commercial?

 

[jarntt]

Rumor has it Pete Davidson was pissed after he heard Brady was single...

 

[Yankee Traveler]

His ex-wife claimed he came up short in the bedroom.

Too many avocadoes, not enough bananas?

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

Does Brady give gift baskets like Jeter?

 

[shopson67]

His ex-wife claimed he came up short in the bedroom.

Probably from all those people breaking in and stealing his jizz...