Spring Training Thread

[Omar 382]

RHYS! RBI double, baby

 

[Cedrique]

'Dubes 2-3, Crawford 1-3. Looks like we're ready to start the season now! LFG

 

[Cedrique]

Check out the new Avi. Hulk Hogan has lived in Florida for like 30 years, went against Rocky in one of the movies and he still knows the Phillies are the hip, up and coming team.

 

[Cedrique]

Also, what kind of trick photography were they using in these pics? I remember Hogan from the WWF and they would always announce him at like 6'10"- how did he shrink down to the size where Cholly and all the Phils coaches and pitchers he posed with are the same size as him?

Hulk Hogan appears at Phillies camp, says he wants to leg drop Vince McMahon

 

[Omar 382]

Check out the new Avi. Hulk Hogan has lived in Florida for like 30 years, went against Rocky in one of the movies and he still knows the Phillies are the hip, up and coming team.

Excellent choice of an avatar. Yes, Hulk Hogan clearly knows a winner when he sees one. He's like Donald Trump, endorsing Rick Saccone- no higher praise exists.

Expect the Phillies to avoid the fate of Luther Strange, Roy Moore, and co. and join the ranks of Saccone as World Champions this year.

 

[Omar 382]

Check out the new Avi. Hulk Hogan has lived in Florida for like 30 years, went against Rocky in one of the movies and he still knows the Phillies are the hip, up and coming team.

Also, Charlie hasn't aged a day. He's looked 65 since he was 50, and still looks it at 70 something

 

[Cedrique]

Also, Charlie hasn't aged a day. He's looked 65 since he was 50, and still looks it at 70 something

Yeah, at first I thought that was Larry Bowa

 

[Cedrique]

Here's a warmup for the season. I only got 172 and I actually lived through most of those years. A lot of forgettable teams in the late 80's and late 90's

Phillies Yearly Top 5 WAR (Batters) Quiz - By skipster73

 

[Omar 382]

Here's a warmup for the season. I only got 172 and I actually lived through most of those years. A lot of forgettable teams in the late 80's and late 90's

Phillies Yearly Top 5 WAR (Batters) Quiz - By skipster73

Dude, I slept for three fucking hours last night, and have two exams tomorrow.







Nonetheless, I will waste my precious time on this WAR quiz.....

 

[Omar 382]

112/240

YOU GOT: 47%
AVG SCORE: 64%
You have a Titanic intellect in a world full of icebergs.

As if today couldn't get any worse......

 

[Omar 382]

Damn you Purple Haze!!!

 

[Cedrique]

112/240

YOU GOT: 47%
AVG SCORE: 64%
You have a Titanic intellect in a world full of icebergs.

As if today couldn't get any worse......

trust me, I don't feel much better just because I knew that Von Hayes was the Phillies best player in the 80's

(outside of the GOAT, of course)

 

[Omar 382]

trust me, I don't feel much better just because I knew that Von Hayes was the Phillies best player in the 80's

(outside of the GOAT, of course)

Yeah, yeah, muck it up. That thing was rigged to begin with- if it was Fangraphs WAR instead of BR, I would have kicked your ass

 

[Cedrique]

Mitch Walding= Chris Coste

 

[Omar 382]

This guy just doesn't know the concept of age. 70 years old, and look how quick he gets his hands through the zone for his first home run this spring

 

[Omar 382]

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in the Nats?
If the big-wig analysts tell you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can baseball save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

 

[Omar 382]

Sorry, that was just a rough draft for the beginning of the second verse. I'm writing a remix to American Pie but with all the references to rock 'n roll being replaced with references to the Phillies and baseball. It's clearly a work in progress. And clearly this is some dank weed.

 

[Cedrique]

Sorry, that was just a rough draft for the beginning of the second verse. I'm writing a remix to American Pie but with all the references to rock 'n roll being replaced with references to the Phillies and baseball. It's clearly a work in progress. And clearly this is some dank weed.

Yeah, I know you don't like the show but this scene cracked me up.

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, I know you don't like the show but this scene cracked me up.

Wait, when did I say that I don't like The Office?

 

[Cedrique]

Wait, when did I say that I don't like The Office?

You've said it many times, and I was very hurt every time you said it because it is my favorite show