*SportsHoopla NBA Mock Draft*

[Inimical]

* goes out on the porch to check reception because phone line still hasn't rang *

apologizes to everyone i sent dick pics to. I swear its cold here in cali rn.

 

[Inimical]

I dont know what to do. Offers!

 

[Inimical]

I NEED A SG!! AND SOME BENCH!

 

[Inimical]

THE HEAT ARE NOT RESPONDING TO MY CALLS!!

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

I NEED A SG!! AND SOME BENCH!

Austin Rivers, Sindarius Thornwell?

 

[Inimical]

Austin Rivers, Sindarius Thornwell?

Dennis/dedmon for Beverly/rivers and traylor, plus you get my remaining picks.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Dennis/dedmon for Beverly/rivers and traylor, plus you get my remaining picks.

Who is Traylor?

Counter offer....

Dennis, Dedmon picks for Avery Bradley, Rivers?

 

[Inimical]

Dennis/dedmon for Beverly/rivers and traylor, plus you get my remaining picks.

Fuck yeah this guy is a genius.

Who is Traylor?

Counter offer....

Dennis, Dedmon picks for Avery Bradley, Rivers?

COUNTER COUNTER OFFER

DENNIS FOR BRADLEY, BEVERLY, and WILLIAMS.

 

[Inimical]

Fuck yeah this guy is a genius.

COUNTER COUNTER OFFER

DENNIS FOR BRADLEY, BEVERLY, and WILLIAMS.

RETRACTING OFFER, WITH COUNTER, COUNTER, RETRACTED, COUNTER OFFER.

DENNIS/DEDMON/METU REMAINING PICKS, FOR BRADLEY, BEVERLY, WILLIAMS AND DOC RIVERS.

 

[Inimical]

@The Q get in on this so you get yours

 

[Inimical]

@Mecca i want beverly and doc rivers. Everyone on my team except my picks are untouchable unless you want to swap C/s

 

[Inimical]

comon people these nipples wont twiddle themselves

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

@Mecca i want beverly and doc rivers. Everyone on my team except my picks are untouchable unless you want to swap C/s

You want Deandre?

Deandre

For Prince, Deadmon #35...

 

[Inimical]

You want Deandre?

Deandre

For Prince, Deadmon #35...

Ill give you my remaning picks plus you throw in doc rivers and you have a deal

 

[Inimical]

Ill give you my remaning picks plus you throw in doc rivers and you have a deal

also, as added incentive i still have more picks if you decline. You can put an end ot this madness right now!!! You will be a hero!

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Ill give you my remaning picks plus you throw in doc rivers and you have a deal

Isn't this your last pick?

I hate Doc.

Take him.....

Prince and Dedmon to Clippers.

Jordan to Hawks.

Doc to Hawks picks to Clips as compensation...

Done.

I can make the pick now, yes?

 

[Inimical]

Isn't this your last pick?

I hate Doc.

Take him.....

Prince and Dedmon to Clippers.

Jordan to Hawks.

Doc to Hawks picks to Clips as compensation...

Done.

I can make the pick now, yes?

Deal. I got a coach now

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Isn't this your last pick?

I hate Doc.

Take him.....

Prince and Dedmon to Clippers.

Jordan to Hawks.

Doc to Hawks picks to Clips as compensation...

Done.

I can make the pick now, yes?

Deal. I got a coach now

@Arizona_Sting agreed upon trade.

With the 34th pick in the NBA Draft....

The Los Angeles Clippers select:

Combo guard Shake Milton SMU

Ballmer Also hires Mark Jackson as Head Coach.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

@CitySushi is next

@shopson67 on deck

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Thornwell, Evans, Dekker, Austin Rivers, Wesley Johnson all expiring contracts and available.

Avery Bradley available in a sign and trade.

Looking for PF/C depth in return.