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WizardHawk

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Love that look on his face as he realizes the ball is flying past his head. Best 'oh shit!' eye's I've seen.
 

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Villain$ ‏@illirek303 2h
Seahawks = Steroids 8 letter words!! coincidence? I think not


BoGotà Rich ‏@Richbeezy3 5h
Pretty sure the entire Seahawks roster is on steroids


Brandon Rooney ‏@Brandon_Rooney 6h
Seahawks
Seahawk
Seaha
Sea
S
St
Ster
Steroi
Steroids


Jacob Koehne ‏@JRichK15 6h
Plot twist: all Seahawks players test positive for steroids.


David Covucci ‏@DavidCovucci 7h
How much did the Seahawks pay for this four hour steroids commercial?


Tyler LaCarter ‏@LaCarterT 6h
Plot twist: the entire Seattle Seahawks team is using performance enhancing steroids and the Broncos win.


Dustin Godsey ‏@dgodz 7h
I just hope the Seahawks' legacy isn't tarnished by a steroids scandal...or four.


BarberShreds ‏@BarberShreds 7h
@BarberShreds: It just seems like the Seahawks steroids are much better than the bronco steroids ... Bring back the #ponyexpress


Alan ‏@alanliu32 7h
The NFL should conduct a drug test for both teams to make sure the Seahawks aren't on steroids and the broncos aren't high off of weed


Nigerian God ‏@Echecrates 7h
They gotta march these Seahawks into the medical office tomorrow and test for steroids bruh


‏@MattHernet 7h
Time to check the Seahawks for steroids


nathan ‏@nategarza665 7h
Seahawks are officially on steroids


Faith Awoniyi ‏@Faith_Tope 7h
Request to have all Seahawks players tested for steroids.


victor blackwell ‏@VicDeMone4 8h
Seahawks look like ole USC on steroids like


Ross Orsak ‏@rossorsak 8h
congrats to the Seadderall Seahawks #steroids


Kendell ™ ‏@_KJxSwagg 8h
Seahawks defense on steroids


♈️ ‏@TripleOgi_ 8h
Seahawks on steroids. All of them .


Rob Singh ‏@Prince_Singh3 8h
Are the entire Seahawks team playing on steroids orr


Cody ‏@cody_lindar 8h
The whole entire Seahawks defense is on every form of steroids and HGH


- ‏@biebersdopamine 9h
Seahawks on steroids lol


Richie Serritella ‏@RichSerritella 9h
The Seattle Seahawks defense is all jacked up on aderal and steroids


IG: TruWitDaBarz ‏@TruWitDaBarz 9h
Seahawks defense is on steroids doe


=Williams ‏@twll3 9h
Offense wins games defense wins championships nd it seem like da Seahawks D is on steroids or somethin smh them boyZ some horses lol


AMP ‏@AndrielleSaucy 9h
They so hungry.. “@_ihatejustin: Seahawks on steroids I swear to god”


That White Bitch ‏@FlawwLessKatie_ 9h
Seahawks on some god damn steroids rn._.


Off! ‏@Odhran_Bryson8 9h
Half these players are blatantly on steroids apart from that little Seahawks guy


Stan Hayes ‏@coachhayes3 9h
They need to randomly test the #Seahawks kicker for steroids.


BIG MATT ‏@BigMattLGI 9h
Seahawks playin like they on steroids


‏@Chunky_ 9h
Seahawks got some BIG dudes! They on steroids and some more stuff.


Nerissa Fernandez ‏@testament33 9h
Right now, @Seahawks playing like they had steroids for breakfast while @Broncos did a fast. #SuperBowlXLVIII #WhoWantsItMore


GHP (Jr Lo) ‏@GHPBoii 9h
The SeaHawks is out there very aggressive! #SteRoids


TwiZz ‏@ThisIsTwiZz 9h
The Seahawks are sponsored by Steroids


Oscar Jr Ochoa ‏@TheSuper_OJ 9h
So how much steroids did the Seahawks defense take before the game?


Matt Apuzzo ‏@mattapuzzo 9h
The Seahawks are amped up. Steroids are really something.


Jessi Russell. ‏@jessiforthesoul 10h
The Seahawks must have taken some steroids


:sorry:
 

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Way to Go! First I have to use this stupid avator and then the 'Hawks went and won the Lomardi and ruined half of my smack talk material!!!:gaah:
They also made for a really boring game. Way to fuck up!



Seriously...congrats on the win.:suds:
 

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Way to Go! First I have to use this stupid avator and then the 'Hawks went and won the Lomardi and ruined half of my smack talk material!!!:gaah:
They also made for a really boring game. Way to fuck up!



Seriously...congrats on the win.:suds:

Just think, first Kaep overthrows the corner to Crabs in SB47, then he underthrows it in NFCCG14. Third time is the charm right?

Thanks for the congrats!
 

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I will now use "Hammer's Law" at any and all times.

Good win, fellas.
 

WizardHawk

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I will now use "Hammer's Law" at any and all times.

Good win, fellas.

Not sure hammer's law applies to the current champion, just championships from so long ago that music still came on vinyl.

:suds:
 

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Hawks had a rating of 111.8 LMAO the funny thing here is the Superbowl last year was a 108 rating HAHAHA. A blow out win by Seattle drew More fans and HELD them than a close game Between the Ravens and Whiners

:laugh3:
 

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Hawks had a rating of 111.8 LMAO the funny thing here is the Superbowl last year was a 108 rating HAHAHA. A blow out win by Seattle drew More fans and HELD them than a close game Between the Ravens and Whiners

:laugh3:
Peyton Manning was a bigger draw. Sherman as well for his antics.
 

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Not sure hammer's law applies to the current champion, just championships from so long ago that music still came on vinyl.

:suds:

I know but I expect to be using after next season. :suds:

Even if it doesn't apply I feel the need to use it.
 

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LOL at the fairy princess castle once again. Now they're claiming were a one and done Ravens situation because we're going to have to start signing some of these players to longer deals. As if the situations are remotely comparable. Was to be expected from how butt hurt they're over our destruction of the Donkey's last night, but comeon man. Get real.
 

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Couldnt help myself:suds:
 

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Awesome vid, you can tell that's genuine. She's not ripping the place up or trying to make a spectacle for the camera, that's just a pissed off fan! She had every right to be too.

Oh stop. We all know you want her to meet Mr. Stiffy.


this is a smack thread, right?
 

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Awesome vid, you can tell that's genuine. She's not ripping the place up or trying to make a spectacle for the camera, that's just a pissed off fan! She had every right to be too.

genuine in that she drank an entire bottle of wine before going on that rant, yes.
 

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Don't have a whole lot of room to talk trash this offseason, so I just wanted to say I can respect the Seahawks' franchise for its success, and actually hope it continues. I'll be rooting for Seattle to keep winning the Super Bowl once every 38 years of its existence.

Seattle Seahawks: Winners of Super bowls 48 & 86. :D

Ok that's the best I could do.
 

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Don't have a whole lot of room to talk trash this offseason, so I just wanted to say I can respect the Seahawks' franchise for its success, and actually hope it continues. I'll be rooting for Seattle to keep winning the Super Bowl once every 38 years of its existence.

Seattle Seahawks: Winners of Super bowls 48 & 86. :D

Ok that's the best I could do.


With Super Bowl 86 locked up, the Seahawks will only 3 SB victories behind the Niners!
 
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