Smack talk thread.

[Wedgie]

It must be your computer, at least I hope so, it's a picture of a man drinking monkey piss, that's what being a Seattle sports fan is like.

Way to stay classy San Fran Fans!!

 

[DunceKaep]

wow, sush and yo are starting to be very trollish.
Can't make a comment without slammimg Seattle.

Bring on the Season. Stay Classy.

 

[yossarian]

wow, sush and yo are starting to be very trollish.
Can't make a comment without slammimg Seattle.

Bring on the Season. Stay Classy.

It is the smack talk thread, don't take it so seriously. I wouldn't have posted it anywhere else. And in any event, I live in Seattle and love the city, but between the Mariners and the Sonics leaving it's been pretty bleak.

 

[jakedog56]

I'm still waiting for you to give me a little credit for getting you to the Sportshoopla board Harold under my ESPN alias.

.......which is????

 

[HaroldSeattle]

It is the smack talk thread, don't take it so seriously. I wouldn't have posted it anywhere else. And in any event, I live in Seattle and love the city, but between the Mariners and the Sonics leaving it's been pretty bleak.

 

[SeattleOspreys]

Calvin urinating on the Niners' helmet? This shall not stand!



Take that! :boxing:

At least you have some creativity and football smarts, NS. You have some knowledgeable and down to earth fans like Imac and a few others but these insecure and sensitive clowns like yossar and dre21 need to come clean and let the world know they love each other.

Similar to your marriage ceremony with SuhsYourDaddy back in '08. Great couple, NS!

 

[SeattleOspreys]

My point, along with common sense for that matter, somehow blew right through your right ear and out your ass, which is where I'm assuming your best opinions come from.

Duh, don't spin this because your insecurity and defensiveness couldn't grasp Sando's simple point that I tried to simply convey. What is your point? That Baalke is going to look at the waiver wire of 30 other squads besides the Hawks? Really? duh!

LOL at Sando today saying the 49ers are going to be monitoring the Seahawks waiver wire down to the second we make the 53 roster move to land one or more of the CBs we don't keep. Yep. It's already getting desperate in the city of fruits and nuts.

Duhs, you are about to get insecure and defensive and miss or just refuse to recognize the fact that the whiners pass coverage is WEAK, Seattle has a boatload of CB's that we can't keep. Thus,
the whiners will be looking at the Hawks waver wire with close intent. Why not admit that your secondary is weak in pass cover age and lacks depth. Rogers? Brown? Nnamdi Whitner Reid is a SS and not FS. Go view my breakdown or check with NinerSickness. He'll set you straight and since you're married...

Lol...Sando is a Seattle ball sucker. OMG....THE NINERS ARE GOING TO BE WATCHING SEATTLE'S WAIVER WIRE???

For Secondary help, yes, more than any other club in the NFL. You name 1 other NFL team that has the Hawks depth and can afford to cut a quality CB, in a league with a huge demand? I'll save you the
trouble, you won't find one. That is what Sando is trying to convey to you, but your insecure and defensiveness get in the way of just admitting the truth. Your CB's suck!

We have plenty of guys who will be cut from our roster that will be snagged up by other teams. You know why? We have talent. Go back and count our All Pro's and Pro Bowler's.

Duh, that reeks of more insecure and defensiveness. "My 9ers have talent, too, that will be cut and the rest of the league will be scouring the waiver wire looking at our talent. I mean look at our All pros". You are such a whiner

Is Seattle's secondary good? You bet. We'll see if they live up to your billing as the best and deepest without the assistance of whatever PED's they were popping like candy last year.

Now it's, "you're only good because of PED's?" The Hawks physically kicked the
living tar out of you and guess what, we did NOT have Browner. Call it a trap game, call it a NE hangover, I don't care about the score. It was the Physical DOMINATION that caused Hawks fans to laugh. You were whipped up front, whipped up the middle and killed on the sidelines.

And last time I checked, our secondary that SUCKS! finished ahead of the "Greatest Secondary to EVER PLAY THE GAME" in several statistical categories last year, and was pretty close in several others. Think what you want, but they played good enough for us to win the division and the NFC Championship.

Use your eye test and corroborate with Stats. Your secondary was getting torched those final 6 games and exposed when you lacked any pass rush. Did you just bury your head in the brothel when Culliver and Whitner were getting torched in the SB and now you're scrambling to find CB's?

Which secondary player that you've "watched" has ballhawk skills?

 

[yossarian]

At least you have some creativity and football smarts, NS. You have some knowledgeable and down to earth fans like Imac and a few others but these insecure and sensitive clowns like yossar and dre21 need to come clean and let the world know they love each other.

Similar to your marriage ceremony with SuhsYourDaddy back in '08. Great couple, NS!

I've never thought I was insecure and sensitive, I like poking fun at you though, and telling you guys where you're wrong about the 49ers.

 

[SeattleOspreys]

Oh now you guys are scouring the pathetic Cardinals waiver wire?? Seattle must be getting pretty desperate themselves....

Not as desperate as you and Yossarian before you met NinerSickness.

 

[SeattleOspreys]

What does SuhsyourDaddy use for Birth control? His personality.

If SuhsyourDaddy and NinerSickness get a divorce are they still cousins?

SuhsyourDaddy was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident.
Suhs fell from the horse and was almost trampled to death. Fortunately, NinerSickness was
greeting at Wal-Mart and came running out and unplugged it just in time.

What's the difference between SuhsyourDaddy and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy stops whining.

How did Suhs knew to practice safe sex in Lincoln, Nebraska? There were signs on the animals that kicked.

Why did Yossarian throw a sack of manure into Suhs and NS's wedding ceremony? To keep the flies off of NS.

How do you keep SuhsyourDaddy off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza!

And Finally: Why do Suhsyourdaddy and NinerSickness like to have sex with the lights off?
So it won't run down the battery in the pickup!

 

[Suhsyourdaddy]

Duh, don't spin this because your insecurity and defensiveness couldn't grasp Sando's simple point that I tried to simply convey. What is your point? That Baalke is going to look at the waiver wire of 30 other squads besides the Hawks? Really? duh!



Duhs, you are about to get insecure and defensive and miss or just refuse to recognize the fact that the whiners pass coverage is WEAK, Seattle has a boatload of CB's that we can't keep. Thus,
the whiners will be looking at the Hawks waver wire with close intent. Why not admit that your secondary is weak in pass cover age and lacks depth. Rogers? Brown? Nnamdi Whitner Reid is a SS and not FS. Go view my breakdown or check with NinerSickness. He'll set you straight and since you're married...






For Secondary help, yes, more than any other club in the NFL. You name 1 other NFL team that has the Hawks depth and can afford to cut a quality CB, in a league with a huge demand? I'll save you the
trouble, you won't find one. That is what Sando is trying to convey to you, but your insecure and defensiveness get in the way of just admitting the truth. Your CB's suck!



Duh, that reeks of more insecure and defensiveness. "My 9ers have talent, too, that will be cut and the rest of the league will be scouring the waiver wire looking at our talent. I mean look at our All pros". You are such a whiner




Now it's, "you're only good because of PED's?" The Hawks physically kicked the
living tar out of you and guess what, we did NOT have Browner. Call it a trap game, call it a NE hangover, I don't care about the score. It was the Physical DOMINATION that caused Hawks fans to laugh. You were whipped up front, whipped up the middle and killed on the sidelines.



Use your eye test and corroborate with Stats. Your secondary was getting torched those final 6 games and exposed when you lacked any pass rush. Did you just bury your head in the brothel when Culliver and Whitner were getting torched in the SB and now you're scrambling to find CB's?

Which secondary player that you've "watched" has ballhawk skills?

Lol...my god you are a loser. Seattle has a better secondary than us...great. Feel free to go pat yourself on the back, then go fuck yourself. I don't give a shit because our ENTIRE defense is better than yours, as is our team. I simply pointed out to your butt buddy Re-Re that Sando's comments are so obvious that only an idiot would bother to write the article. Only a bigger idiot would think it was worth bragging about. I guess I didn't expect some whinny bitch to have a coronary over it, but here you are. Carry on with your childish tirade...

 

[dredinis21]

Lol...my god you are a loser. Seattle has a better secondary than us...great. Feel free to go pat yourself on the back, then go fuck yourself. I don't give a shit because our ENTIRE defense is better than yours, as is our team. I simply pointed out to your butt buddy Re-Re that Sando's comments are so obvious that only an idiot would bother to write the article. Only a bigger idiot would think it was worth bragging about. I guess I didn't expect some whinny bitch to have a coronary over it, but here you are. Carry on with your childish tirade...

Suh, no need to pay him any attention. He's an overly sensitive douche waffle with no originality. (Wiz, thanks for the vocab extension)

 

[NinerSickness]

What does SuhsyourDaddy use for Birth control? His personality.

If SuhsyourDaddy and NinerSickness get a divorce are they still cousins?

SuhsyourDaddy was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident.
Suhs fell from the horse and was almost trampled to death. Fortunately, NinerSickness was
greeting at Wal-Mart and came running out and unplugged it just in time.

What's the difference between SuhsyourDaddy and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy stops whining.

How did Suhs knew to practice safe sex in Lincoln, Nebraska? There were signs on the animals that kicked.

Why did Yossarian throw a sack of manure into Suhs and NS's wedding ceremony? To keep the flies off of NS.

How do you keep SuhsyourDaddy off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza!

And Finally: Why do Suhsyourdaddy and NinerSickness like to have sex with the lights off?
So it won't run down the battery in the pickup!

[YOUTUBE]FONN-0uoTHI[/YOUTUBE]

Walmart greeters are people too y'know.

How do I top this?

Hmmmm.... I got it!

Owned.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Lol...my god you are a loser. Seattle has a better secondary than us...great. Feel free to go pat yourself on the back, then go fuck yourself. I don't give a shit because our ENTIRE defense is better than yours, as is our team. I simply pointed out to your butt buddy Re-Re that Sando's comments are so obvious that only an idiot would bother to write the article. Only a bigger idiot would think it was worth bragging about. I guess I didn't expect some whinny bitch to have a coronary over it, but here you are. Carry on with your childish tirade...

Your Niners are on par with the Seahawks. Your team isn't that much better, probably even in most categories.

 

[RegentDenali]

https://twitter.com/SandoESPN/statuses/365686770546913280


:hdn:

 

[Hothvictim]

https://twitter.com/SandoESPN/statuses/365686770546913280


:hdn:

Any time the sheep shagger comes out about the 49ers, you know it is going to be a good one!

 

[NinerSickness]

https://twitter.com/SandoESPN/statuses/365686770546913280


:hdn:

Go ahead. Keep masking your fear. I know you wake up at night screaming in cold sweats because you know this man is coming, and you can't stop him:

 

[Hothvictim]

Let me check. Nope. Not afraid of the foot nor do I fear his 9er slipers!

 

[NinerSickness]

Not afraid of the foot nor do I fear his 9er slipers!

 

[jakedog56]

Lol...my god you are a loser. Seattle has a better secondary than us...great. Feel free to go pat yourself on the back, then go fuck yourself. I don't give a shit because our ENTIRE defense is better than yours, as is our team. I simply pointed out to your butt buddy Re-Re that Sando's comments are so obvious that only an idiot would bother to write the article. Only a bigger idiot would think it was worth bragging about. I guess I didn't expect some whinny bitch to have a coronary over it, but here you are. Carry on with your childish tirade...

Hmmmmmm.....the ENTIRE defense is better than Seattles but somehow Seattle allowed less ppg than the 9ers. I am trying to make sense of this.

The 9ers LBs are better than Seattles. They are perhaps the best in the league at these postions.

The Seattle secondary (both CBs and Safeties) are better than the 9ers. They are perhaps the best in the league at these positions.

Personally, I don't see that the 9ers DL is significantly better than Seattles. It is hard to compare the two because of the 3-4 vs. 4-3 schemes, but I think that the key here is Justin Smith and his recovery. Smith before the injury is an impact player who seems to give the 9ers a slight edge but during his absense the lack of depth was apparent and I want to see him post injury.

The worrisome fact of the 9ers situation is the fact that they have played their starters something like a ridiculous 90% of the snaps over the last two years and this has or will lead to "more wear on the tires" as well as a lack of development of depth. We shall see how it plays out but I certainly feel that the 9ers could have issues regarding depth / age (wear-n-tear).