Series Thread: Patriotic Diamondbacks vs. Communist Scum

[Jonas_steven]

It shows. Entering today, Votto batted with 336 runners on base during his ABs and 13% of those batters scored (43 total).

Goldy batted with 332 runners on base during his ABs and 22% of those scored (73 total).

You deserve to be blown for those statistics! Come here, big boy! Thank you for proving my point!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Well...another great outing by the bullpen!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Don't take him out now gibby! We still have three runners left on base!

 

[Desert Glory]

You deserve to be blown for those statistics! Come here, big boy! Thank you for proving my point!

I only exist here to be the Robin to your Batman.

 

[Jonas_steven]

The reds were who we thought the were! We had them and let them off the hook!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

It really is torture being a Diamondbacks fan. Being the best team to not make the playoffs is the worst.

 

[Desert Glory]

3 run homer by Hill coming.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Prado single, Goldy walk, Hill bomb

 

[Arizona_Sting]

3 run homer by Hill coming.

we did it again #greatmindsthinkalike #lasttimeiwilleverhashtagonhere

 

[Jonas_steven]

I only exist here to be the Robin to your Batman.

That is why this is a highly functioning, symbiotic relationship! You are the ying to my yang! The wind beneath my wings!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Light this Cuban up like a cigar!

 

[Jonas_steven]

It really is torture being a Diamondbacks fan. Being the best team to not make the playoffs is the worst.

Maybe the bestest ever!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Okay, Prado got the walk now Goldy will get the single

 

[Jonas_steven]

I wouldn't even swing at this point!

 

[Orange602]

Fuck McCarthy.

That is all.

 

[Desert Glory]

Okay, Prado got the walk now Goldy will get the single

Thats actually what you meant to type in the first place, I saw it.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

There it is! Now it's time for the 3 run homer from Hill

 

[Desert Glory]

Fuck McCarthy.

That is all.

Fuck Gibby.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Will the thrill! Will the thrill! Will the thrill!!!

 

[Desert Glory]

We meant 3 run homer by Parra