Second cup of Coffee Talk

[elocomotive]

Side note I want to know why my phone autocorrected douchebag to that?

It's Indian for douchebag.

 

[dare2be]

Velcome to Doucheland.

Sprechen sie Douche?

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

oops....i think you need to do a little research or do you take after your dad?
Ivanka Trump's tweet about healthy-children programs backfires

 

[Comeds]

don't worry, he's well insulated.

I thought Grimace was cool when I was a kid.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Man, there is not one single mention of any of this on FN's website.

I mean the panda's, of course.

 

[forty_three]

Pretty much.

 

[elocomotive]

Man, there is not one single mention of any of this on FN's website.

Now that's not fair, here are there headlines surrounding the story this morning...

'Attorney-client privilege is dead!' president fumes after FBI storms lawyer’s office, hotel room
Trump, who called Mueller's investigation "an attack on our country," sent out two furious tweets - including one in which he declared "attorney-client privilege is dead."

• Judge Nap: 'Seems to be no limit' on Trump probe after FBI raids lawyer's office
• LIVETrump calls FBI raid on Michael Cohen's office a 'disgrace'
• LIVETurley: President Trump faces danger of Michael Cohen as bait
• Cohen could be 'squeezed' for information on alleged Trump-Russia collusion: Judge Nap

Dershowitz: ACLU's silence on FBI raid of Trump lawyer 'appalling'

• Trump rails against Mueller probe as White House source calls investigation 'out of control'
• EXPLAINED: Everything you need to know about Trump and the Russia investigation

LMAO! Mueller (originally an appointee by a Republican) is attacking our country, the President is defending the Constitution, the FBI and this investigation are out of control, and Trump is beleaguered by bad actors who (1) it's not his fault he hired and (2) he had no knowledge of their illegal activity even though but for his actions their activity would not be necessary.

Writing all this shit for people to swallow just took some time, @Bloody Brian Burke .

 

[dare2be]

Wish I could take credit for this:

My Attorney Got Arrested

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

LMAO! Mueller (originally an appointee by a Republican) is attacking our country,

It’s worth noting that this warrant wasn’t even requested by Mueller, it was at the behest of the USA for the Southern District of NY.

That would be the guy who replaced Preet Bharara, who Trump asked to stay on and then fired a few weeks later because he was worried he might get a little snoopy around his bidness. Meaning this was done by yet another Republican appointed by Trump himself, and means he now has the most powerful regional investigative office in the country looking into his shit in addition to the special prosecutor.

Show me the fucking pandas, man.

 

[dare2be]

Show me the fucking pandas, man.

Alpha-male Pandaman. Aggressive and sex-crazed.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Up next on Fox News: Does the white X6 really look like a panda? We investigate, you decide!

 

[elocomotive]

That would be the guy who replaced Preet Bharara

I don't want to be racist, but what kind of candy bar is on his mug?



(#SpitTakePotential)

 

[dare2be]

Up next on Fox News: Does the white X6 really look like a panda? We investigate, you decide!

Nice touch on the RUSSSIAN licence plate.

 

[dash]

Up next on Fox News: Does the white X6 really look like a panda? We investigate, you decide!

I'll say this, the panda is better looking than the X6 (I mean, if you're spending that much money on a car, you better get something that isn't butt ugly).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'll say this, the panda is better looking than the X6 (I mean, if you're spending that much money on a car, you better get something that isn't butt ugly).

I like the GLC better, but it doesn't look like a panda.

 

[dash]

Tom Bossert pushed out as homeland security adviser - CNNPolitics

 

[dash]

Another Twitter meltdown could be imminent...

 

[forty_three]

Another Twitter meltdown could be imminent...

There just isn't enough popcorn on earth.


Tonight on Fox News: Tortilla Chips, connected to Satanism?

 

[dare2be]

Tonight on Fox News: Tortilla Chips, connected to Satanism?