Second cup of Coffee Talk

[dash]

Wait. Divide by two, times 9, carry the one...

Can't wait for the followup to this story, it should be a doozy.

 

[forty_three]

MMMMM Potatoes covered in rust shavings! Buy a case and get free a free tetanus shot!

 

[forty_three]

US city celebrates 11 homicide-free days

Well, sometimes you just need something to celebrate.

There were five shootings in the city in the first 11 days of the streak, but all proved nonfatal, according to the Baltimore Sun.

Are the thugs becoming bullet resistant?

 

[elocomotive]

MMMMM Potatoes covered in rust shavings! Buy a case and get free a free tetanus shot!

Appropriate I'm rocking these today...

Don't be ashamed of where you're from, 43.

 

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Appropriate I'm rocking these today...

Don't be ashamed of where you're from, 43.

Wow, those socks certainly make a statement.

 

[Darkstone42]

Wow, those socks certainly make a statement.

"I'm from hell on Earth," is that statement.

 

[Comeds]

"I'm from hell on Earth," is that statement.

How dare you?!?

I ask as I dig in to a bag of Lay's Oatmeal Flavored Chips.

 

[dash]

How dare you?!?

I ask as I dig in to a bag of Lay's Oatmeal Flavored Chips.

Not only do they have ridges, they have porridges.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Wow, those socks certainly make a statement.

"I want to be prime minister of Canada"?

 

[elocomotive]

"I'm from hell on Earth," is that statement.

If my home state flag was two demon ponies trying to climb some sort of Victorian, navally-inspired goblet to gangbang an eagle, I'd be jelly too, D'stone.

Go drink some Turkey Hill ya' 'yinzer.

 

[forty_three]

Appropriate I'm rocking these today...

Don't be ashamed of where you're from, 43.

I am not ashamed of where I am from, I am ashamed of what where I am from has become.

And I hate eating crabs.

Wow, those socks certainly make a statement.

The statement it makes is "someone in 43's family probably makes money every time something is made with that flag".

It's in the crest of a branch of my family. Not far back in mom's lineage are the Calverts, Stones and Arundels. Dad's side has a castle in Ireland.





I'm just a pauper.

 

[puckhead]

Lol! Reminds me of "suicides"* at the soda fountain as a kid.

*Warning: Mixing sodas together in the same cup has been responsible for 43,789 deaths since 1980.

we called that "swampwater"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[elocomotive]

I am not ashamed of where I am from, I am ashamed of what where I am from has become.

Ooookaaaay. DC is better than ever with vastly reduced crime and improved government. Maryland continues to be one of the most progressive states in the country and consistently ranks in the top 10 states to live in. It's a pretty nice place to live.

 

[Comeds]

Ooookaaaay. DC is better than ever with vastly reduced crime and improved government. Maryland continues to be one of the most progressive states in the country and consistently ranks in the top 10 states to live in. It's a pretty nice place to live.

Even Baltimore too. Pretty much as soon as you learn to run in a zig zag pattern all is well.

 

[forty_three]

Ooookaaaay. DC is better than ever with vastly reduced crime and improved government. Maryland continues to be one of the most progressive states in the country and consistently ranks in the top 10 states to live in. It's a pretty nice place to live.

Okay.

Stay there.

 

[elocomotive]

Okay.

Stay there.

Tried Ohio for 3 years. Saw they needed a chant to remember how to spell their state's name. Came back.

Hatin' be easy.

 

[forty_three]

It cracks me up whenever I say "I lived there, I didn't like it" and someone who still lives there starts rattling off stats and outlining a resume like "It was Fortune Magazines third best place in the Mid Atlatic to have dogs!". And then they immediately pivot to putting down whatever place anyone else says is cool. "YEAH? WELL DOES SWEDEN HAVE A DOMINOS SUGAR SIGN AND CIVIL WAR HISTORY? CHECKMATE!" Inferiority complex much?

I hated it there, it's my opinion. You like it there. It's your opinion. Each of us is only right for ourselves, counselor.

Extra funny that this all started because I insulted a seasoning.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

cant stop loling at this

 

[dash]

Extra funny that this all started because I insulted a seasoning.

I mean, if we can't insult seasoning, then the terrorists have won.