Second cup of Coffee Talk

[forty_three]

Personally, living in maybe the most hated city on earth,

Please follow along.

 

[dare2be]

If I had to label this city to outsiders, I'd call it Meh.

No one cares or even thinks about it enough to hate it.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I don't think anyplace that has normal plumbing or port a johns should be called a shit hole. A true shit hole would be a locale that uses holes in the ground you squat and shit into.


/like Buffalo I'm assuming?

Nah, we always went with outhouses. Too hard to dig a crapper in the permafrost.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I think ripping places is fine. For example, Buffalo is a shit hole, perhaps the king of the shit holes. I invite any out of towner to go there and disagree. You won't, because it becomes obvious very quickly upon entering either via land or air that it is a hole of shit.

But Buffalo people are free to defend it and explain why they like it so much and while I'll still call it a shit hole, and be right, I will understand that others (wrongly) see it as a better place than the shit hole it is.

Personally, living in maybe the most hated city on earth, I don't think very much of Toronto other than the fact it's clean, safe, prosperous and California Sandwiches is here (they named it California Sandwiches because the only way to make it sound as good as it tastes was to name it after a place far away from here). But it's home and it's fine and there's little I can do about anything else and at least it's not Buffalo, which is dirty, violent, economically depressed and doesn't have California Sandwiches (beef on weck is trash).

My advice is that as long as you're happy where you are you are in the best place in the world. Unless you live in Buffalo. Sorry.

But:

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Nah, we always went with outhouses. Too hard to dig a crapper in the permafrost.

Wide right my friend. Do you guys just wing it when responding to slights about BuffaBLOW? At least admit that you didn't dig a hole because you couldn't afford fancy shovels. Ain't no permafrost anywhere close to Buffalo.

Edmonton on the other hand...

 

[dash]

Edmonton on the other hand...

Heck, Edmonton can't even provide enough toilet facilities inside fancy smancy Rogers Place.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

But:

Fuck I love wings.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Wide right my friend. Do you guys just wing it when responding to slights about BuffaBLOW? At least admit that you didn't dig a hole because you couldn't afford fancy shovels. Ain't no permafrost anywhere close to Buffalo.

Edmonton on the other hand...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Wide right my friend. Do you guys just wing it when responding to slights about BuffaBLOW? At least admit that you didn't dig a hole because you couldn't afford fancy shovels. Ain't no permafrost anywhere close to Buffalo.

Edmonton on the other hand...

Use this the next time someone calls Lambeau Field "frozen tundra".

 

[elocomotive]

If I had to label this city to outsiders, I'd call it Meh.

No one cares or even thinks about it enough to hate it.

Where are we talking about again?

 

[forty_three]

But:

AWWWYEAH! LOOZIANA HOT WINGS!

 

[elocomotive]

Heck, Edmonton can't even provide enough toilet facilities inside fancy smancy Rogers Place.

Well you try digging the holes into this frozen tundra, eh?

 

[Comeds]

The weekend is coming up and I cannot decide whether to try to catfish someone or try to gaslight someone......

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The weekend is coming up and I cannot decide whether to try to catfish someone or try to gaslight someone......

It's a long weekend here, if you lived here you could do both!

 

[forty_three]

It's a long weekend here, if you lived here you could do both!

Why is it a long weekend there? You don't have Presidents.

 

[Comeds]

It's a long weekend here, if you lived here you could do both!

The extra day would be helpful in setting up 'my' eharmony profile....and to begin my wife's long journey into eventually an insane asylum.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Why is it a long weekend there? You don't have Presidents.

The provincial Liberals needed to get re-elected ten years ago so they promised a February holiday and called it "Family Day".

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is disgusting.

 

[sbb122]

The provincial Liberals needed to get re-elected ten years ago so they promised a February holiday and called it "Family Day".

Huh, I thought it was Peoplekind Day.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oof